i live puns

Maru is the best gal in SDV i’ll die for her

vroom vroom

[ Image Description: A screenshot of the Stardew Valley 1.6 changelog that says, “If Pam won't be coming to the bus for any reason, she now leaves a sign informing you and you can drive yourself to the desert.” after the screenshot there is an image of a school bus making a right turn slightly uphill with one of its back wheels entirely off of the road captioned, “OMW to the skull cavern” End ID. ]

Thank you @/boy-defined for writing the ID!

Thank you ConcernedApe for adding this to the game 🙏🏻

How it started:

(Image ID: a tweet from ConcernedApe on October 12, 2021, stating: "I like pickles, but mayo...I plead the 5th. but if I remember right, the real reason you can't eat them in the game is because they are in a glass jar and I didn't want to have to draw a special animation for fishing out the pickles, and no way would I allow drinking mayonnaise.")

How it's going:

(Image ID: A tweet from ConcernedApe on March 17, 2024, showing a screenshot of a patch note that reads, "You can now drink mayonnaise.")

Speaking of, its the 22nd, I dont think the money I was told was coming is, I need to raise $1500, I have to pay rent and with all the bills/food thats whats left to pay. Im a disabled trans woman scientist working on a new internet, please help me continue to work on keeping marginalized people connected.

Cashapp: $cmder

Venmo: agief

Paypal: https://paypal.me/agieocean

$504/$1500 over 1/3!!

Ty for reading/sharing/donating

Sorry to do this but this is completely distracting me and keeping me up at night please please help us, if we get evicted there will never be any more Ricky posts because Ricky will have to go back to the shelter, he cant be on the streets and we have nowhere to go

- Rickys mom

They love carrots so MUCH

One of my favourite videos on the internet

THIS is what it means to go absolutely hog wild

i dont WANT to be a fucking farmer in stardew valley i want to be an incredibly attractive and surprisingly reclusive romancable bachelor who stares at shit like water and trees for 1-6 hours of the day only to be bothered by a filthy down and out farmer kid with a surprisingly accurate ability to guess what items i like.

I’ve been standing outside your bedroom every Thursday at 4 PM with a bag of skittles and yet you refuse to acknowledge me!

you need to right click me to engage conversation, king.

STOP STOP STOP IM CRYING PLEASE OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I CAN ALREADY FEEL THAT THIS IS GOING TO KILL ME FUCK THE SADNESS IN SLOANES EYES THE WAY SHES FIGHTING IT AND JUST GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AND WHEN SHE SEES HURLEY FUUUUUUUCK

Eleanor update!

She has. paper.

the yuri of all time

Nuuskamuikkunen: “Senkin vanha, homeinen tiskirätti, tottele minua! Katala, härski, maneetin maksa!” Niisku: “Onko tuo muka hyvä ajatus?” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Suututetaan pensas niin se käy meidän kimppuumme. Sinun vuorosi sanoa jotain ilkeää!” Niisku: “Hmmm… Idiootti! Niin juuri, IDI-OOT-TI!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Jatka!” Niisku: “Idiootti angolatuura!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Angostuura.” Niisku: “Älynlahjasi ovat täysin mitättömät!” Nuuskamuikkunen: “Senkin lakastunut vesililja, lellitty villakko, surkea torakan kakka. Käypäs kimppuumme!” Niisku: “Sanon vielä kerran, että olet idiootti, IDIOOTTI!”

Couldn’t sleep the other day. Drew one of my favorite scenes

What if senshi found izutsumi sooner