my Chris Pine Issue™ is really bad and once the star trek beyond press tour starts my soul will be leaving my mortal body i will only exist as a concept
listen why does he have to be so good. why cant he be like every other fake deep white boy who majors in english and jacks off to walt whitman. why he gotta be in the know. why he gotta have his own garden and grow his own tomatoes. why he gotta discuss gender politics in mainstream movies. why he gotta praise his female costars. literally wh y he gotta have such bright ass big blue eyes imma b ust a fucking nut why he gott