I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

man I felt bad for gavin after the five nights at freddy’s lp. still hope they make more

this is the only edgy disney headcanon i’ll accept

i appropriate video game culture by insisting i love video games but never finishing a game in my entire fuckening life

Me

When you have to keep restarting but at least the level music is dope

canigetta HOOYAH

*being talked to by random women i don’t know* this is so nice. you are so nice. i hope u have a great day

*being talked to by random men i don’t know* why is this happening. how can i prevent this from ever happening again. oh god what was life before this terrible moment

gATOR SONIC

Hello all of you cute ppl I am back from Philadelphia 😁 and I am 23 years old as of a few minutes ago. Woo!

Yoooooo happy birthday

I have always imagined the American magical community in Harry Potter to be significantly less… structured than that of Britain. America is just so big, and the states can be so different, and history is so fucked up and complicated that a whole secret society with a completely separate government and people who’re totally clueless about the muggle world just makes no sense to me.

American wix participate in general elections and watch tv and their kids go to muggle school during the day and learn magic at home or in after-school programs and play quidditch and football and only your great grandma has owls while everyone else just has a phone and generally don’t obliviate muggles who see magic shit bc lol who’s gonna believe them anyway.

And European wix haaaate dealing with them bc they won’t do things the Proper Magical Way they just do whatever the fuck they want bc AMERICA FUCK YEAH.

*eagle noises*

I am here for this

And then you’ve got the Pennsylvania Dutch and Native American nations and New Orleans and other areas where large swathes of the population are like, “Well duh there’s magic. Hugh down at the end of the street lays hexes on my vegetable garden for the kids who keep trying to steal them and I give him a bag of tomatoes every month.”

#like it’s not offensive in the same way#but it’s patently obvious JKR doesn’t understand American or its history at all#and yeah#no way would american magic-users consent to that kind of structure

the cursed child plot is the worst thing ive read in my entire life please read it i’m losing my mind

cant believe my fanfic is finally accepted as canon 

It started out as my ideal second generation with al and scorp and then it quickly spirled out of control what the fuck

THERE IT IS AGAIN!!! MY FAVORITE SONIC MEME OF ALL TIME! ARCHIE COMICS I LOVE YOU!

THERE IT IS!!