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just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

lol youre just mad cause i broadcasted your signal

Icelandic Phallological Museum

Have u ever had sex with a pharoah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Lenticular Clouds

@kristina100000 baby

i see you’ve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

i had to stop fuckin w him cuz he failed to stand against the darkness

I know it's a thing on here to treat ppl who are unamused by horoscope shit as wet blankets but frankly there is something uniquely aggravsting abt telling another person your star sign in order to participate in what you assume is lighthearted convo and watching a respected adult peer actively adjust how they feel about you as a person in real time bc of the day of the year you happened to be born on

忍びよ、目覚めてください。貴方の、主の為に… Shinobi, open your eyes. For the sake of your master...

SEKIRO: SHADOWS DIE TWICE (2019) dir. Hidetaka Miyazaki, Kazuhiro Hamatani

I should be in a warm bath with my lover

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

i hate starbucks and not in the “oh coffee shouldnt be so froufrou ill just have a black coffee” way in the “workplace abuse and union busting do not go away no matter how hard you advertise the pink drink or PSL and actual cafes have espresso shots that dont die literally as they are being pulled and they arent charging 6-10$ per drink”

starbucks doesnt want you to know this is the pink drink. u can make the pink drink at home for aprox 1.25$ per serving. please. ple