remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

ok.

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

this is what i was talking about by the way

English added by me :)

reddit is entering like an inverted renaissance of bad posting. this is one of the best/worst posts ive seen in a long time

i am also constantly saying that we should eliminate 96% of men from the gene pool

I love this cos male pattern baldness is so trivial?? Like not using anything rare and debilitating as something to make your point, no hairloss is our most signifigant genetic problem. I love it

Eugenics is evil no matter the target but it says so much about the writer that they went for baldness as their example instead of like, cystic fibrosis. The poster child for easy-to-track, extremely debilitating recessive conditions. Guy tried to market eugenics and didn't even take the low-hanging fruit.

side note: women also carry the male pattern baldness gene in approximately equal amounts to men, it just isn't expressed. So you'd be sterilising 96% of the total population in his example. Which I'm certain would not basically destroy modern society it would be fine.

Customer: LOVE HER TOES DMV: LOVE HER TOES Verdict: ACCEPTED

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

she only plays minecraft and spore

I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love