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Tout le Plaisir est pour Moi

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Jia. bi. she/they. xxv.
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The Fallen Magistrate

I have to draw the characters I love the most experiencing the worst in life it's how I cope.

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reblogging to torment the astarion lovers (psychological warfare)

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Hi! I love your fics <3 If may I have a request... I've had this idea of banquet in HQ, and s/o getting a little drunk. And so, Chamber/Sova are the one who got a task to take care of s/o because god knows what'll happen if she's alone haha. And drunk s/o is so damn cute!! Ofc, refuses to listen, that should be fun :3

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OKAY! I really liked the idea of this, and I wasn't sure if you meant like Sova and Chamber separately or just one or the other, but I ended up doing it as they were both looking after s/o. Also use she/her for reader as that's what you used in the request and assumed that's what you wanted. This honestly just ended up being something fun and cute albeit a little long haha. Thank you for the request, hope you enjoy!

-Rigel

Chamber/Sova x fem!Reader - Banquet

Word Count: 2112

Warnings: Alcohol

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Anonymous asked:

Congratulations Vincent! You went so far from your loving money to find a sense of life, only to get yourself in a loop where you don't belong.

How does it feel to not depend on your parents money anymore? How does it feel to have a job not suited for you?

How do you feel, doing what you swore you hated the most just a few years ago? -M. A.

...

VINCENT NO—

STOP YOU'RE CLEAN FOR 3 MONTHS DONT DO IT

Mille merde, Sasha, you're crushing me!

DON'T SMOKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET OFF OF IT ARENT YOU?!

What difference does it make, I'M WEARING NICOTINE PATCHES!

This was certainly... unexpected. I mean, I'm pretty sure that that information isn't supposed to be accessible to the public and that's between me and my parents... did my parents send you? To laugh at me? To see how pitiful I am? Bien, to hell with it. I love my job.

(He meant that sarcastically.)

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Today I bring you: Gale and shart sketches. tomorrow? who knows

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Anonymous asked:

I’ve discovered your blog and it’s single handedly feeding my current valorant obsession, I love your writing so much. With that said, could I please request a some fluffy confession scenes with Sova or possibly Chamber? Thank you so much!

I will abandon this page istg i hate tumblr but this is a request i can write in one go so here i am at 00:43. Lets see when i'll finish it. (Im done and its 03:00)
<<<The reader is another agent in the protocol in this fic. Sova part is GN and Chamber part is female reader. >>>
Hope you like it! And thank you sm!!

Confession headcannons with Sova and Chamber

  • He is the hollywood star of hiding emotions and pressing them in so no one can tell what he really feels or who is the person he has eyes on. Exept himself ofcourse.
  • He is not some kind of "i'll built up my emotions inside so i wont hurt anyone" kind of person. He knows he shouldnt hide them too long or it can cause damage. He talks about his problems to Brim like everybody does. But not love, ofcourse.
  • He thinks that he shouldnt feel like this to a coworker. Not that there isnt any couples in the HQ. There is Raze and KJ and he knows that Brim allows it.
  • He is probably scared of you rejecting him. If so, there will be a moody aura between whenever you two need to team up for a mission. He cannot allow that. That will effect both of your morals and the performance.
  • But every second he is not speaking about his feelings is like a torture to him. Like all of his energy is drawn out of him when he returns from a mission or just from trainings.
  • Spending his day at his room, not practising archery, not having conversations much often, sitting in the plane and looking out of the window while going to a mission rather than giving courage to people is not like him. Something is bothering him. Clearly.
  • You went to sit next to him. He immediately turned his head to you. "Did something happened?" He asked.
  • "I should be the one asking you that." You said. He stared at you for a good 15 seconds.
  • "Lets have this conversation after the mission." He suggested with the pressure of his own feelings. It was getting too much for him to handle. You did not pressed on it. The mission was a short one after all. Everyone did good and went back to the HQ with the same plane.
  • He immediately regret his choice of words when you stood infront of him when he tried to get out of the plane. He was planning to found an excuse but he didnt had the time to think about that.
  • "Umm..." he said trying to get some time to think. You lift a brow, implying that you both know why you are in his way.
  • "Lets talk about it when no one is around, shall we?" He said while bending over you a little.
  • "There is no one around, Sasha. You took unexpectedly long to leave the plane." You said. You were not letting him escape again.
  • He sighed. Looking around, really no one was left at the landing field. He grabbed your arm and getting you two both out of the plane. The sky was open and orange with the sunset of the beautiful winter.
  • He held both of your hands. You could feel the shake of them. It was ironic that the sniper of the protocol's hands was shaking that easily before you.
  • "You dont have to say anything, its better if we pretend that i said nothing, but..." you tilted your head and frown at the words. "I am in love with you." He says.
  • He is too scared to look you in the eyes or hear the words that will come out of your mouth so he continues to speak.
  • "I was too scared that our friendship will never be the same after my confession so i kept this feelings inside but they didnt stop growing. I felt like i was drowning and couldnt hide it anymore. I am sorry if i ruined our friendship and-"
  • He stopped after hearing your laugh. Did he said something stupid? Was this so childish for him to do? Why were you laughing?
  • "You were hiding this from me? For how long?" You said. He got confused. "Uhh... for... over 4 or 5 months?" He said, unsure about when he got this crush over you.
  • "You should have told me from the start silly. I like you too!" As you said, his eyes lit up with the happiness. Holding your hands tighter, he asked. "Really? Are you real? You are not saying that because you dont want me to feel bad, do you?"
  • With your head shake as a no, he hugs you while both of you laugh with joy. And there goes your first kiss with him. Under the orange sky with the blow of an air like a celebration of the nature for both of you.
  • Mhm. We all know this man aint hiding nothing. He shall show you and everyone that he has eyes on you so that nobody can steal you from him untill he officialy takes you out.
  • Yea i feel like he would take you out to an extra expensive restaurant to confess, even the offer itself looks like the confession already.
  • "Chamber, you really dont have to." You say while hanging the vandal back to its place. Training was over and the french man knew your schedule from head to toe. It was impossible for him to miss any of your free times.
  • "Please, the randevu was made from weeks ago. Plus, if it isnt going to be you then who is it?" He says while giving you the card of the restaurant. On the card, it was written the place of the restaurant (i will die from this stuffy nose istg i cannot write) with the date and time of the randevu with his fancy handwriting.
  • You gave a smile to him. Not often you got this kind of... um... take outs? (I forgor the word in english) He was generous to offer you this. Altough it was clear why he did this.
  • You contact Brim to clear that day but he said that Chamber did it for you. Then you discover that nearly everyone knows about the "take out" that you guys will have.
  • "O. M. G. You know that he will confess you that night, right?" Jett said while cutting cucumbers to put on her eyes but Phoenix eats them trying not to get caught. The girls night is getting little heavy on you. (Pho is one of the girls idc.)
  • "Yea, yea, i know. Who doesnt." You said while rolling your eyes. Trying to not pop the conversation much.
  • "I mean, i didnt got a confession in a fancy restaurant." KJ said while looking at Raze. Who has no idea whats going on.
  • "Well, im okay if he wants to do it this way but im not sure if i'll fit in that kind of atmosphere. Everyone and everything is so expensive. You know." You said while shaking your shoulders.
  • "Are you kidding me? That french has his eyes on you. You think he will matter if you fit in or not?" Neon lifts the cucumbers from her eyes and looks at you from the couch. You lift your hands sideways as to tell you dont know.
  • "We will make you fit." Phoenix says with excitement. "What is the date?" He asks while everyone awaits the answer from you.
  • Eventually, the date comes. Everyone you gave the date is more excited than you. Preparing your dress, makeup and everything like its a doll dressing game.
  • When it comes to Chamber, he was ready more than ever. It was like classic Chamber yet so different. He had his 'special occasion suit' on him and a smug smile on his face. He offers you his arm and you take it.
  • (You go to the restaurant but its getting too late and i need some sleep so imma skip that part.)
  • "So..." he says while you both sit face to face, eating dinner. He had studied this for over how many times and yet he is still nervous. You turned your look at him and raise a brow.
  • "We both know why we are here, Vincent. I like you too. You dont have to give me a whole speech." You said. Drinking some of the wine to cover your face and overexcitement.
  • He laughs at your boldness. "Its open like a book, isnt it?" He looks straight into your eyes. You feel like they could pierce through you. "Thats my girl. Bold and smart as always" He says. "You dont need a brain to see that you have eyes on me." It was your time to laugh.
  • He looks at you with that stupid smirk on his face. Like he truly fell in love if you. "I love you." He says. Giving up on the talk he had prepared. He felt like it was the only thing he needed to say.
  • Even if that three words was the only thing he said, they made your heartbeat race up immediately. With a giggle, you hold his hand that is on the table. "I love you." You said. The only thing he said and the only thing he needed to hear from you was the same nontheless.
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Puppy Gale

Catering to me, myself and I with this one but if you thought of Gale Dekarios with dog ears too: you're welcome

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Anonymous asked:

"dependable" crew of babysitters, more like DATEABLE. i am down bad for them.

We're a bunch of hot shits here, that's not surprising at all!

Date... able??? We're babysitters, not participants in a dating show. Are we????

Someone wants to be babied, it seems. (Very fatherless of them.)

I'm sorry, I-uh... We are single, I think??? But not ready to mingle...??? We're babysitters...

(too flustered)

(Mateo is assigned for social media rep such as these, but since you flustered him so much, Vincent has to answer for us. -Ling Ying Wei)

Monsieur, Madame, whatever you are and whatever you identify with, I believe you need to get off your phone and touch some grass.

(Vincent, play nice.)

Pardonnez-moi, Mademoiselle Ling. What I meant to say is that we take care of children and not those who act like children.

(VINCENT.)

But thank you for thinking we're... what do you call this, "dateable". You have good taste. Oh and also if you DO want to, text me when you're free. Here's my number: [redacted for our employee's safety]. J'adorerais sortir un jour. Call me. ;)

(ooc: @domiiiq312 had the hardest time drawing the two daddies—i mean, the two nice, freakishly tall gentlemen named sasha and vincent in the panel so if you guys can just show some love for it, it would be appreciated. she almost cried. gone sexual. police were called. ALSO GOOGLE TRANSLATED FRENCH.)

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