fran says...

dont catch feelings you’ll die

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction.

I thought this was going to be adorable but

i’m the dog

me when i spend $70: i deserve this. i love myself and i need to treat myself

me when i spend $4: oh my goddd i have no self control wtf is wrong with me

lettuce umbrella

“You’re not like other girls.”

My secret is out. Oranges begin to fall out of my pockets and onto the floor. The oranges keep coming and coming flowing out of every orifice of my body. The oranges begin to flood the streets and drown nearby children. I am not like other girls.