WHO UP

get some rest

me: what’s this vid looks funny mobile app: open in YouTube? me: can’t be that funny nvm

I love getting zero notes it’s called minimalism thanks so much

when i was 12 i got banned from yahoo answers and when i emailed support to be like “what did i do??” i got a really vague answer that just said “you know what you did” and it still haunts me to this day

Welcome to the quiet post

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK👏👏👏👏👏🔥🔥💯😂💯😂

Please. Do not.

nothing about tonight is funny. can we for once not make fucking memes. 11k people voted for harambe which is a clear indicator that people took the lives of marginalized groups as an opportunity to make a joke.

how come there isnt a single college professor out there that realizes the address bar on chrome doubles as a google search. every time i see a professor open chrome and then type in google.com i lose 2 days off my life span

this post is making college professors mad every time i get a notification on this post and its a professor upset that theyve been Called Out i just gain back 2 days of my lifespan so keep it up, i might eventually regain all the days i lost watching yall try to figure out how to use The Internet

Also people don’t seem to notice autocomplete happening so they laboriously type the whole thing even though it’s RIGHT THERE JUST HIT ENTERRRRRRR

Bonus round: college professors not realizing the YouTube autoplay so every damn time you finish watching a video the whole class has to painstakingly watch the timer run out and then the professor is shocked when the next video starts playing

dont add unnecessary captions to every post you reblog

i agree tbh

^^^^THIS^^^

HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

me

Say louder for the people in the back 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽☕️️

I don’t care if this doesn’t fit my blog theme, reblogging because it could save a life !!! 😇

if you don’t reblog this i’m judging you

done w/ all of u

my fav pokemon go thing is when ur gps is recalibrating and ur avatar realizes its Not at Fuckass All in the right spot and it usain bolts 2 the correct location

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

stretch leggy and then Scream

Guess who ate, then un-ate, what must have been most of a sock today?

It wasn’t even a good sock.

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