calling a work of fiction "saccharine and masturbatory" to indicate that it is awesome. just like sugar and cranking off

wait check this out

•_• <- guy with a cursed eye

gorgug and fabians first meeting bc im rewatching fh and it always makes me laugh so much

system of mathematical notation where concatenation always means multiplication and each prime number has a unique one digit symbol. so counting to ten looks like "2, 3, 22, 5, 23, 7, 222, 33, 25". the advantages of this system would be making multiplication and division trivial, as well as accurately representing the true form and identity of every positive integer according to the fundamental theorem of arithmetic. the disadvantages to this system would be everything

If the rose wilts, so too will you rot away

So embarrassing but who cares. But so embarrassing but who cares but it’s so embarrassing but also who cares but it really is embarrassing but really who cares BUT it’s so embarrassing though probably nobody cares but it’s embarrassing asf and nobody cares but

bitches will say they got into clown college on their own merit and like their parents facepaints aren’t on eggshells in the lobby of the new library

my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

i am suffering academically