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enduredean

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

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borealisnights
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milanesasaregreat-blog

*watches recipe in cookbook*

Okay so I need 3 eggs

*walks over the fridge*

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*opens fridge*

Wait was it 2 eggs

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filmaticbby

u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

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satans-ugly-daughter
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tai-korczak

18 Emotions people feel, but can’t explain

  1. Sonder: The realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
  2. Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable.
  3. Monachopsis: The subtle but persistent feeling of being out of place.
  4. Énouement: The bittersweetness of having arrived in the future, seeing how things turn out, but not being able to tell your past self.
  5. Vellichor: The strange wistfulness of used bookshops.
  6. Rubatosis: The unsettling awareness of your own heartbeat.
  7. Kenopsia: The eerie, forlorn atmosphere of a place that is usually bustling with people but is now abandoned and quiet.
  8. Mauerbauertraurigkeit: The inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.
  9. Jouska: A hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.
  10. Chrysalism: The amniotic tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm.
  11. Anecdoche: A conversation in which everyone is talking, but nobody is listening
  12. Exulansis: The tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.
  13. Adronitis: Frustration with how long it takes to get to know someone.
  14. Rückkehrunruhe: The feeling of returning home after an immersive trip only to find it fading rapidly from your awareness.
  15. Nodus Tollens: The realization that the plot of your life doesn’t make sense to you anymore.
  16. Onism: The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time.
  17. Liberosis: The desire to care less about things.
  18. Occhiolism: The awareness of the smallness of your perspective.
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