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30 Second Fics

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Short Stories by Cougarsbait {All copyrighted material belong to their respective owners. This work is fiction and not for profit. No infringement intended.}
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Summary: Set a century later than Portrait of a Lady on Fire. It is 1924 France and a poor painter will do anything to acquire wealth and win back the beautiful aristocrat she painted five years ago. A short story. Inspired by The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

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Summary: “I sometimes feel as if we’re ghosts—half with each other, but mostly without. I think it would be easier to do what everyone’s so bloody insistent on and get married, and just accept that... you and I can never be.” In 1960, Delia Busby could no longer bear having a secret lover. She leaves Patsy at The Silver Buckle that cold night and marries a man three months later. The day of the wedding, Patsy accepts a job in Bristol and runs away, never looking back and never forgiving herself for not having the courage to fight for love.

Fifty years later, Patsy and Delia reconnect through a website called Facebook.

Inspired by the show Last Tango in Halifax.

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Summary: Continuation of the deleted scene: “While you were out I was thinking... I’m going to unpin her hair, let it fall down to her shoulders, and run my hands through it...” the night Delia waited for Patsy to come home from work and they had Nonnatus House to themselves.

Series 5 fluff, smut, and pampering.

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Summary: While Patsy is in Hong Kong, Delia begins to shadow Nurse Crane to get her hands on practicing district midwifery. She becomes involved in a case of a closeted lesbian couple, who are mysteriously expecting their second baby. This case becomes a major eye-opener for the young Nurse Busby.

Series 6

Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Fluff, Drama, Family

Rated M for Mature Topics Discussed

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~ author’s note ~ I’ve made an AO3 to keep this blog mostly-calzona (link above). Will probably write more Patsy/Delia on there so stay tuned :)

Summary: Delia got her birth certificate from her mum and she’s finally got herself a passport. Now, spring has sprung and Patsy is taking her to Paris! Their little holiday soon leads to a series of first time experiences as a couple.

Series 5

Fluff/Smut

Rated M

Thanks for reading<3

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one for the road

~author’s note~ So, my life has been crazy these past couple of years, but I thought I’d start writing fics again. EOBE still in the works… *insert excuse as to why it hasn’t been done yet*

Anyways, here’s a Patsy x Delia fanfic I had to write after watching series 6 episode 2 of Call the Midwife.

This is 1 of 2 related one-shots I will post this week.

hurt/comfort, smut

Rated M

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cougarsbait

Who knew 2012 was gonna be the peak of my calzona days and writing fics and fangirling and having a hoot with calzonastories and all the cool cats who literally did not give a fuck about the plot as long as calzona was happy and exploding as the waves of their orgasms crashed upon them and their tongues battled for dominance 😂

I miss u guys, it’s been real.

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missed connections (a/u)

~ Seattle, 2009 ~

"Are you okay?" Lexie Grey asked.

"Um... um... I don’t--I’m fine."

Callie Torres hopped off her bar stool and ran into the dirty bar bathroom before the tears trickled down her cheeks. Not only did it feel like her life was falling apart, it felt like she was constantly being pulled further and further away from the happiness she so desperately desired. She was trying so hard to keep everything together, she was starting to question if it was worth fighting so much for.

"Of course it is," she told herself. "You're okay. It's a bad week, not a bad life." She slowly composed herself: wiped her tears and fixed her hair through the mirror. She took a few deep breaths and then held her head high, ready to take on the world again.

On her way out of the bathroom, the door swung open and a blonde woman appeared. Callie instinctively moved out of her way but the other woman insisted she go first. 

"After you..." the woman held the door open. 

"Thanks," Callie cracked a small smile and locked eyes with the woman's baby blue ones. For a brief moment she saw a lifetime in this woman's eyes: a wedding, a child, a house with a backyard.

"Have a good night," the woman kindly returned the smile and proceeded into the bathroom to go about her own business. 

Callie shook her head to clear her thoughts, then proceeded out of the Emerald City bar. She retreated back to her apartment and began to pack her bags. She needed to sort out her life, and she did it the only way she knew how: a silent retreat to a B&B in the mountains.

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Rated M Visual Fanfic Blog

Hello, fellow fangirls!

Nsfw-fangirling would like to let you know that this blog is here to provide you with Rated M gifs and pictures. It may also assist you in visualizing that smutty fanfic you are currently writing/reading. ;)

Check it out:

Grey’s Anatomy  #arizona robbins , #callie torres

Rizzoli & Isles  #maura isles , #jane rizzoli

Lost Girl  #bo , #lauren

Swan Queen  #regina mills , #emma swan (more to come for this pairing!)

Plus many more crack!ships !!!

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positions

With her eyes still closed, Arizona’s mind awakened from its deep slumber. Pillows and sheets were being rearranged behind her back, and she instinctively knew what her girlfriend was trying to do.

“Calliope...” she groaned.

“Sorry,” Callie replied in a forced whisper. “I’m just--sorry-”

“Don’t be...” Arizona opened her eyes and sat up. “Do you want one of my pillows?”

“No,” Callie quickly refused, “I’ll manage. I’m just trying to get comfortable.”

“I know, here, take my pillow...” Arizona took the item and offered it to her girlfriend. She watched Callie attempt to get comfortable again, but her basketball belly made it difficult to find an acceptable position. 

“That’s it!” Callie huffed, “I give up. I’m just not gonna sleep tonight.”

“Callie,” Arizona lovingly smiled at very pregnant girlfriend. “Do you want me to grab more pillows?”

“I have enough pillows, I just can’t find the right position!”

“Then let’s keep trying to find one...” Arizona stood on her knees and began arranging the pillows. They tried many different positions: from Callie’s head at the foot of the bed, to one with Callie’s leg draped over Arizona’s waist. Nothing seemed to work until Callie found herself with her head rested on Arizona’s inner thigh. Arizona’s thigh was the perfect circumference to cradle her head, and the rest of her body aligned perfectly with her spine.

“This is the one,” Callie hummed in satisfaction.

“Really?” Arizona chuckled at the woman on her thigh.

“Mmhmm,” Callie cuddled her girlfriend’s leg and drifted off to sleep, between Arizona’s legs.

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les beans don’t scissor

~author’s note~ I have a midterm tomorrow (lol) but I suddenly remembered a post I read a few years ago (random, I know) about how lesbians don’t scissor... which sparked a one-shot idea that I decided to write instead of studying because I can be a bad student once in awhile.

Callie and Arizona have been dating for a few months now and they’re in that super comfortable scratch-my-back-while-I-clip-your-toenails stage in their relationship.

Lesbians don’t scissor... or do they?

SMUT/FLUFF/HUMOUR

RATED M

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