I’m so hungry.. use !meal to drop some shredded wheat into my enclosure…

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

Tweets from the aftermath of the Toba supereruption in 75,000 BC

Trying out at new persona on grindr

*slams you with my fucking PUSSY

CUNT force trauma

anyway bye

i really didn’t think it could get worse, and then-

??????????????????????????????????????????????

LMFAOOOOO

OH MY GOD.

Me at the start: weird but this isn't that bad.

The second bit:

The ending:

i'm fucking dying

this ruined my week 

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

any updates?

she said this to RuPaul

and she was right

When you carry all the grocery bags in one trip

when the,. when,, then the pu, the pus, when - when you- the

not a french corona variant...... this is rock bottom

when they inhale the smoke and just dont breathe out for like 30 seconds 😬😬 they should call u “chronic constipation” the way ur holding that shit in