Further proof that literally any story trope can be AMAZING if properly executed.
“And then it all turned out to be a dream” has got to be one of the most annoying things ever, except here it’s PERFECT.
can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her
older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you
middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]
hi helo greetings here is an opinion by ME.
I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
C'est les swimming poules
Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is
don’t play with my feelings if youre unsure about yours
*me watching hollywood movies about ancient egypt*
ALNAOAIHNSO:IBHNSOISBHNDIOKSBD
Zillenial things
- Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
- Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
- Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
- Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
- Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
- Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
- Pictochat
- Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
Whoa.
I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
That’s fucking brilliant.
how on fucking earth
“it’s just really hard to get it right! these new pronouns are hard for me to deal with, too!”
Kinda ironic coming from Tan “I’ve never met a trans person before” France tbh #sureTan
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It’s almost like… he made an effort.
#sweetest avenger
Soft boy. Tender beef.
instagram.com/chromat
The positivity pool
Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this
Absolutely disgusting. That bitch is getting cheetos in the pool.
there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao