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literally a mess?

@thunderfuckmcpickmeup / thunderfuckmcpickmeup.tumblr.com

My name is Emma and I need a nap
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older siblings b like i hate u because mom made me do things before u were born and also because u are taller. younger siblings b like u are oppressing me by giving me a task. only children b like what the fuck is compromise, fuck you

middle children b like [disappear under mysterious circumstances]

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sweet-bitsy

I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

C'est les swimming poules

Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

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fairycosmos

honestly the concept of doppelgangers is scary but if i saw myself i probably wouldn’t be that terrified. like i know she can’t run for more than 3 minutes straight. i know she can’t do basic maths. she’s not going to do anything. she doesn’t even know what day it is

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Zillenial things

  • Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
  • Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
  • Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
  • Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
  • Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
  • Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
  • Pictochat
  • Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
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“it’s just really hard to get it right! these new pronouns are hard for me to deal with, too!”

Kinda ironic coming from Tan “I’ve never met a trans person before” France tbh #sureTan

Really, it was Tan and Antoni who hadn’t had a whole lot of experience with transgender individuals. I really wish this one line would have made it into the show, because it’s something I say to every person I interact with who says “you’re the first trans person I’ve met.” I always come back with, “that you know of.” And then I always explain that I may be the first openly trans person they’ve met, but we’re everywhere…I wish that had made it in there, because I know Tan has gotten a lot of flack. I felt like that entire week, I spent it with my community, with my brothers. I feel like I’m a part of this really beautiful thing.
I think it’s just how editing made it come out. That conversation Tan and I had was about two hours on the couch. We talked about pronouns, we talked about the different transitions that trans men and trans women can go through, we talked about non-binary and genderqueer individuals, and people of color in my community who are trans and nonbinary and the additional difficulties they face. We also talked about Russia and Jamaica and how trans people that live in those countries have refugee programs directed to them, because they could get murdered and dragged in the streets. We got really, really deep.
There’s a distinct cut in that conversation with Tan and I where he’s very composed — he’s really composed all the time — and then after I laid some really deep knowledge on him, he was crying. He did come from a very sheltered upbringing and his getting into the queer community basically started with this show. So I don’t blame him for his lack of knowledge. Instead, I very much thank him for his willingness to seek out that knowledge through me, from someone who is willing to teach.

It’s almost like… he made an effort.

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there’s a certain type of sexism u only see if u have brothers…even if it’s not stated, it’s always expected for daughters to be a caregiver and do more housework than the boys in the home. and when sons DO step up and do half as much they’re automatically given praise for things we don’t even get a simple thank you for. they’re also given a thousand times more freedom…it’s truly incredible to witness lmao

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