When I do something that reminds me of my mother

random blog: READ THIS…FOLLOW ME OR YOU’LL DIE AT MIDNIGHT me:

me @ midnight: *hears a pen drop*

Me during a group presentation while the other members of my group are speaking:

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

when the hot guy in your class breaks up with his girlfriend

me: ur ugly

me, to myself: okay but did i ask?

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

2016 New Years Resolution

Most Anticipated Albums of 2016:

Why is Shay so pale

If you DON'T LIKE pineapple on pizza, reblog this post.

And if you DO like pineapple on your pizza, reblog THIS POST.

I’m doing a census on this ongoing argument please help it’s obviously important.