Harland Miller (British, b. 1964), Incurable Romantic Seeks Dirty Filthy Whore, 2007. Oil on canvas, 224 x 155 cm.

I wept working 25¢ over minimum wage at McDonalds

This just in millionaires add crying to the list of things that they should get paid for?

@raccooninthegirlslockerroom no, add “literally weeping” to the list of REASONS WHITE MEN IN POWER FEEL OBLIGATED TO GIVE THEMSELVES MORE MONEY DUE TO THE PRESSURE THEY FEEL, BUT REFUSE TO REALIZE THAT EVERY BODY FEELS THE SAME WAY IN THIS BS COUNTRY, AND THAT WE ALL DESERVE A BETTER LIFE WITH THE OPTIONS WE HAVE AVAILABLE TO US.

Anyway, do you guys want to see my Cool Rocks?

This is my grandfather’s rock.  It is Probably a Garnet, which he mined out himself when he was in college studying to be a geologist.

Though you may assume this is a Small Rock, it is in fact a very Large Rock, and also a very Heavy Rock, but most especially a very Square Rock, which is what makes it particularly cool.

Here we have a rock which used to be a tree.  This rock is petrified wood!  It was one of my very first Cool Rocks!

Speaking of rocks that used to be things that were not rocks, this rock is Petoskey stone!  This rock used to be a coral.  Let’s get a good look at those patterns.

Now that’s a Cool Rock!

Amethyst?  It’s an Okay Rock.  If you are looking for an inexpensive rock to start your collection, amethyst is the way to go.  It’s a quartz with a deep purple color.  A very nice, if average, rock.

Now citrine… Citrine is a Cool Rock!  It’s a smoky quartz with a lovely honey color.  The druzy on my chunk of citrine has a wonderful sparkle.

This is my Amazonite!  It grew that hexagon shape all by itself!!  This specimen is from Colorado.

Look at this shiny little slice of rock!  This rock is Tiger Iron, and those bands of red and orange glow beautifully with some light behind them.  These different colored bands are made from Hematite (the dark silver), Jasper (the red-orange), and Tiger-Eye quartz (the yellow-orange).

Here’s a rock you’ve probably seen before!  This Cool Rock is Malachite.  The patterns and rings are from the stalagmites this little egg was carved from.

Whoa, look at this giant slab of Extremely Cool Rock!!!  These crystals formed in the cracks of fossilized mud, to make the awesome patterns in this geode of Septarian!  This is my second best rock.

This is my Best and most Favorite Cool Rock.  In this dark room it’s a dull little grey rock, but if I move it closer to the light…

Those glints of gold!  Those veins of blue!  This rock is most certainly Labradorite, which changes color spectacularly when the light hits it just right.  Let’s put it in direct sunlight.

Yes!!  YES!!  There it is!!  The Best and Coolest Rock!!!!!

This is so pure

I am all about the Cool Rocks™️!

Zhang Huan (Chinese, b. 1965), Fight, 2007. Incense ash, charcoal and resin on canvas, 250.5 x 160.5 cm.

I gobble.

I GOBBLE FOR GOBLINS.

Some goblin tokens I made! Also if you all can, please also follow me on Instagram and tumblr too as markerslinger!

-M

I like to draw my animals with a little flair~

Also please follow me on Instagram and twitter too! I’m also Markerslinger there!

-M

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@cenizacaer

uhmm EXCUSE ME?? I NEED IT?

I have a mighty need.

Thank you everyone for the overwhelming support you have shown for this project and for joining the @prideknights. Our goal is to let everyone feel and know they are valid no matter who they are. 

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Words can’t describe how much I love this.

WTF? I’m a whore, you idiot…

MY FRIENDS WONT LISTEN

i missed my wife so i drew her in some of my clothes hhh

Admiration in its simplest form (Source: https://ift.tt/2O4dSqY)

Critical Role Fanart by  Linda Lithén

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.