This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!
I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!
artichoke me
If your vegan “activism” involves holocaust comparisons you owe me a $50 Amazon gift card and a 2,000 word essay explaining why you think Jews are comparable to cattle Goyim reblog (esp. if you’re vegan)
ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet
hey everyone! i have some leftover prints from tabling at an arts fair on saturday and you’ve all been so great to me lately so i thought i’d do a little holiday giveaway? winner gets picked at random by a generator and gets to choose any one print from this set of images. i’ll ship wherever as long as the post office can do it and that’ll happen on dec 20.
(and for anyone wondering, these are all available to buy on redbubble and my instagram is @wcarpemter if you want to keep up with my art!)
good luck & thanks for being amazing!!!
so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know
they actually did a study on this
and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches
yes
ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead
it’s incredible
also, ostriches show notable sexual preference
some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only
I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries
great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now
Leave tofu alone it doesnt deserve this its your own damn fault you cant cook
growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate
tag yourself I’m “reverse homophobia”
I’m the irony we don’t even realise.
*sees a soda machine*
“Oh, so if I don’t drink soda I’m an asshole huh?”
“tell us about your tattoos”
“ok well first off here is the 420 tombstone on my leg which symbolizes me smoking weed until i die”
i mean we havent had a good assassination in over 50 years i think we’re overdue for one.
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
It’s my understanding that Black voters are aligning with Trump in greater and greater numbers as election day draws near. This is a picture of Donald Trump with his parents. For those of you too young to know the significance of what they are wearing, they are Klan robes, an in the Ku Klux Klan, and they were life long members. Fred Trump, Donald’s father was arrested in 1927 at an event for Klansmen, almost 2 decades before Donald was born. This picture is towards the end of Fred Trump’s life in 1999. Fred Trump, Donald Trump’s father, was a member of the Klan for more than SEVENTY years. Yet, this year, Donald Trump said he didn’t know enough about the Klan to disavow them. Why would he lie about that?
I am BEGGING everyone to please repost this and repost it often until election day. Donald Trump is a liar and a racist. His not so hidden agenda is to restore white power to America. Understand that his policies will be detrimental to Black people in ways far greater and more far-reaching than we can comprehend.
Which is precisely why I posted the link to his father’s 1927 arrest at a Klan event. His father was a Klan member.
And this is further proof that his father was the same Fred Trump and very well may have been involved in the killing of someone.
Real estate agent: this house was built in 1784 and is filled with demons!!!
White ppl:
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
