zero

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

Touching grass isn't enough I need to be-

sighs but in the way that dogs do sometime

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

It should be illegal to have a bus stop without a bench I am 1000% serious rn

im in so much physical pain i might died

disgusting evil bastard muscle

the stingray

howl’s moving castle is first and foremost a comedy because sophie breaks into howl’s house and nearly kills the only thing keeping him alive and he’s just like wow can’t believe i scored a girlboss

some of you never experienced the “this isn’t available in your country” situation and it shows

"how can you like this objectively bad thing!" because i have bad taste. move on.

We are so fucking back (in bed)

Truly the funniest thing about puppet history is that it’s still educational. I DID learn what defenestration is! I learned all about Bessie Coleman and Victorian medicine and the Trung sisters! I also watched a grown man passionately fist fight a puppet being worn by his friend. It’s about balance.

"the curse of knowledge is that you can't unlearn something" yes i can

i can forget anything