things she did twice: THAT

It’s ironic because they don’t look at US as real people. 

remember that members of congress have the blood of innocent people on their hands

Signs you watched too much Nick as a kid 

Sometimes cats can’t be explained.

what if people remade famous tumblr posts as rage comics

im deleting

when someone beats you at a video game

UNMUTE THIS PLEASE

i can’t believe that shrek started out as a film making fun of disney’s capitalistic crap and then three sequels, two holiday specials, one spinoff, one musical and unlimited amount of merch later became the very thing that inspired it’s originally satirical existence… you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain

*peaks my head into the main reactor room at Chernobyl* hewwo? Is anyone dere? *Dies weeks later from intense radiation poisoning*

*sees the elephant foot* shaped like a fwend :3 *dies upon contact*

* * * * * Fashionist-bird * * * * *

my komputer: *beep*

me: o im fine thank u how are u

the reason for the existence of this hashtag is sad but some of these are hilarious. the little caesars one got me

“even when the wind blew” i’m fucking done

These are fucking golden

I love the internet

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

“HOW DO I KNOOOOOOW?!?!” She is me! Lmao