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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

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confirmance

what does he want

help

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trust

Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

does anyone on this godforsaken website ever think before they speak

killories

That comment is a sapiosexual Dom engaging in intellectual shame play

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crockpotcauldron

torchlake

Christopher Tolkien explains why his father, JRR Tolkien, wrote down “The Hobbit” in the first place, when it was originally intended to be an oral bedtime story for his children.

(found in the forward to The Hobbit Fiftieth Anniversary Edition, 1987)

‘Damn the boy’

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria

#have you ever been so annoying you caused the reinvention of an entire literary genre

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perks-of-being-chinese

charlesoberonn

Non-english-speaker culture is winging it through video games from before you knew English, only understanding 30% of the dialog.

In Crash Bandicoot 2 this one character says “I’m going to destroy the space station” and 6-year-old me thought he said “playstation” so I cried and turned the game off cause I was scared that he was gonna destroy my console.