Slam Me Down Big-Style

THE WAY KRISTEN NOTICES AELWYN IS UNCOMFORTABLE WITH BEING SICKLY SWEET, SO SHE ADAPTS AND TRIES TO MAKE THE ENVIRONMENT SUIT HER BETTER!!!!! I am so passionate about that you don't understand. People DON'T need to speak in a standardised, therapy-speak and always levelled way to be considered healthy. people don't have to be palatable and sweet to be considered good. MEET PEOPLE AT THEIR LEVEL DONT TRY TO CORRECT THEM TO WHAT YOU THINK IS APPROPRIATE, especially since they get to dictate how healing looks to them. also her roasting Kristen is soo fucking funny.

if there's a simulacrum of kristen now does that mean cassandra now has two followers?

“Liar, frumpy, wrong” 🤝 ”Regular freak”

Kristen and Gorgug ripping Bobby Dawn to shreds

also i've been thinking about it, but the description of the last stand being that "no one's ever survived it" probably was a little misleading in terms of whether the bad kids would have a hard time with the test. after all, it's traditionally for students in academic jeopardy, so it's unlikely that a bunch of straight-a, experienced adventurers have taken it very often. it's probably usually for adventuring parties for kids who are on academic probation, like max durden and his friends. they probably wouldn't finish the questions as quickly and the monster waves would just keep coming

the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

It'd be nice if society would be nicer to ADHD and autistic people

Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus

From here

picking up speech from things you watch is so real and so bad because im having to grapple with the fact that "getting your kisses in" is not a phrase that's used by anyone in the real world yet i have forgotten every single way to describe the action of getting your kisses in in any other way than getting your kisses in. help would be greatly appreciated

night rain is my best friend in the whole wide world

hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

I didn't even care about the result, the questions here are just delightful

dropout should sell “i survived the last stand” shirts

i wanted buddy back (and ideally not helioic) but nOT LIKE THIS