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Pinch Me I'm Dreaming

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Probably something stupid. Or baby animals.
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it says shaggy has absolutely no ambitiom whatsoever. even ghe damned dog has some sort of life goal and he wants to eat dog treats for the rest of eternity. shaggy doesnt give a Fuckk. fun Scoobe-Doo™ trivia for the whole family: shaggy is a fucking nihilist

Scooby Doo is middle aged.

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msachsen

ATTENTION ROOMFRIENDS: #reNewGirl update

So we still haven’t recieved any renewal updates, which SUCKS. What we do know, is that the fandom has POWER - that’s been proved today by the Timeless un-cancellation. I have also heard from a reliable source (not SSA) that FOX has been checking out several NG Tumblr blogs today, so they are definitely interested in the fandom’s current mood.

So, let’s all summon our very last energy together, and SPAM SPAM SPAM the hell out of the #reNewGirl campaign, until Monday morning when we’ll get the news. They will listen to us!

Here’s how to do it:

Twitter (most efficient): use the hashtags #reNewGirl #NewGirl #Season7 and tag @foxtv, @newgirlonfox, @lizmeriwether and @finkel_is_great. Also reblog all the #reNewGirl tweets you find.

Facebook: use the hashtag #reNewGirl on New Girl’s offical FB page on old posts, and write your own posts on their wall.

Instagram: use the hastag #reNewGirl on New Girl’s official IG, on old posts, NG fan accounts or any other New Girl cast or crew member’s IG you’.re following.

Tumblr: reblog this very post to spread the word to as many Roomfriends as possible in here.

GO GO GO!!!! Together we will make #reNewGirl happen!!!

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i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.

At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee

a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and  whispered “count olaf”

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once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”

A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.

Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.

Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection 

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

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