Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work

No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something

Reblogging this literallly crashed tumblr you’re onto something.

OwO

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr

Are you going?

these guys went and said it was wholesome and fun!

and look what he said

https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/grindr-bbq-not-orgy?utm_term=.ur27oKlpv#.yfXpzGdkZ

update:

he had a thanksgiving dinner and is having a christmas dinner in case y’all missed out on the bbq!!

lgb-bq :’)

The guy is a registered sex offender. Kidnapping of a minor and sexual assault.

http://sexoffender.ncsbi.gov/details.aspx?SRN=011019S7

a serial child rapist trying to get “families” to attend his bbq. jesus christ

god damn it

it was literally shady from the fact that he posted it to Grindr like of course he was trying to reach a specific audience

no wonder his family doesn’t talk to him

Holy fuck

i used to really like this post, thought it was cute. shame.

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan

Well this took an unpleasant turn since the last time I saw it

No worries @loki-against-onision , I got one

Ok, so, I researched this. I read his court files.

What this guy did was he let two young couples who wanted to have sex away from their parents’ eyes into his house. Here’s a “statement of the facts” from an appeal after he was convicted:

“Fourteen-year-old Stephanie was dating 18 year-old Timothy Cutshall; fifteen-year-old Rachelle was dating 23 year-old Chris Hall.  On the night in question, Hall and Cutshall asked the defendant to let them use his house for a liaison with the girls. The girls lied to their parents about where they were going, went to the defendant’s house, and had sex with Cutshall and Hall; the defendant never had sex with either girl.

“The evidence was in conflict as to whether the defendant knew that the girls were underage.  There was no evidence that he knew they were younger enough than the men to render their otherwise consensual intercourse statutory rape.  Finally, there was no evidence that he knew that the girls did not have their parents’ permission to go to his house. Nonetheless, the defendant was convicted of aiding and abetting statutory rape, second degree kidnapping, and taking indecent liberties with children.”

The person who shared his sex offender registry completely made up the “sexual assault” charge, and “kidnapping” didn’t sit right with me, so I looked into it. What actually happened was complicated. What it looks like to me is this dude, possibly under the influence of the alcohol he said ruined his life, made a stupid decision to trust these kids and had some creative prosecutors throw the book at him in every way they could think of.

Wow that’s way worse.

BBQ man is un-canceled. Let’s try and give him some happiness, he’s had shit luck.

can we acknowledge how important CONTEXT is when we are “exposing” peoples lives, past, and especially convictions? thanks.

double twist! let’s send bbq man sum luv

what the fuck is going on whAt

this post is a damn rollercoaster

Into The Spiderverse as John Mulaney Quotes

Peter B. Parker

Gwen Stacy

Spiderham

Miles Morales

Peni Parker

Peter Parker

Spiderman Noir

All rise for the female characters without sexualized outfits

*Caution content may include competent, strong, confident, and independent women being more awesome than you* 

Disney princesses for the new generation

everyone log off bcus absolutely none of u will want to hear what i have to say next

shrek is an inherently lesbian narrative

elaborate

u grow up persecuted & are told that who u are is ugly dirty & wrong and u hold ppl at a distance bcus of it. u build a life of dedicated solitude and struggle to find a place in any community even a community of marginalized outsiders bcus ur so used to loneliness, but u still feel kinship with them under everything. u meet a girl who u think is beautiful and right and it turns out shes both those things but shes also like u and that could be a good thing. donkey and shreks friendship is obviously gay/lesbian solidarity

also like when he sits down to the dinner for one plus martini & candle? dykery

i can literally keep going. how he only finds public acceptance through making himself entertainment (see hannah gadsbys nanette for more). how his anthem is a joan jett song. u all thought this was a joke but i dont play around

lesbians are like onions

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

when I whmp, well I nunna be, wanna be who wakes to you. when I gwmp, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who go wih you.

if I *SLAM*, well I nonna be, wanna be who geks to you. if I heh, ay I nonna be,  wanna be who’s into you.

but hwn wive head manna ood wive hun, must’ve done mcwhaff an’ puff aodood.

when I’m wock, yes I nonna be,  nunna be who’s wock for you. an’ na mungeh, well then fuck I do, I subley plin to you.

an’ I clankahoe I nunna be, unna be who coal to you. if I brokhe, well I nonna be, unna be who’s cold with you.

but wood wive hen manna hood wive hun, musta dub mcwhaff an’ *bloop* muff aonouds

nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah nahnah*bloop*nah, dahdahdah nahnahnah, dahdahdah,  dladadadadadadadah (hoh!)

when I’m luh’, well I nunna be,  onna be who’s without you. when I’m drmp, well I nunna dream, unna drink a pint with you.

AAH KWENG! well I nonna be, ‘nna be new good with you. an’ I cluddag! yes I nonna be,  ‘nna be who cob with you, gonna avish coooomb wi’ you.

but ood wive hung manna *bloop* ood wive hem yes the *bloop* dung man whaff an’ luff aonood

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah (ayy) dlahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, nahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah

dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahdahdah, dahnahnah, dladadadadadadadah (eh) nahnahnah, dahdahdah, nahnahnah, dahdahdah, dladadadadadadadah

an’ would wive ben wanna hood wive den, justa dackh mood hwackh dundwehnhaodoo kohh–

EVERYTHING WAS LAID OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND YET I WAS NOT READY FOR A SINGLE SECOND OF IT

the fucking transcript i can’t

help im sobbing

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

I laughed at this too much

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

i need a full version of this pls

Young women need to hear this. It’s OKAY!

and young men

Reblog this fat happy boy for a good night sleep tonight

Nothing bad happens if you don’t! Just a cute good luck charm

He brings no harm, only good fortune and good dreams

That’s a girl cat.

But you know, I pointed out to my 11-year-old daughter that a calico she had given a boy’s name to in Cat Game was actually a girl (because male calicos don’t exist), and she said, “He can be a boy if he wants to be!!” and I had to admit she was right.

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

the bar is at the earth’s core 

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while