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"I'm the giant rat dat makes all of the rules"

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what the actual fuck is this shit. fuck you spotify you capitalist bastards

six skips a day thing sucks but you know what? i can live with it. ads? i mute them when they come on and resume music like nothing happened. its inconvenient sure but i can deal.

now, apparently, you can only access the lyrics of five songs per month if you don't pay for spotify premium. which is still about 11 quid per month which is still fucking ridiculous when all you get out of it is. you dont have to hear ads. you can listen to stuff you wanna hear. the sound is good. you can organise your queue. and now they're paywalling fucking lyrics scrolls literally just because they can.

(and they still don't pay their artists by the way)

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razzytism

me to my giant evil robot of which i am piloting when the stalwart hero activates it’s self destruct sequence

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me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with

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bulkhummus
Anonymous asked:

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leisure
I do this. This is Final Pam. You remember how your backyard barbecue go, the Smiths. Pretty good it doesn’t seem. Haha, I tell little joke.
NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
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quinzelade

I need to rewatch this

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durbikins

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

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what the fuck

I just….?

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

what the fuck did I just watch

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elgringo300

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

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