Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
SEBASTIAN STAN as CHRIS BECK
The Martian (2015)
the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal
SEBASTIAN STAN as Bucky Barnes in "Captain America: Civil War" and in "The Falcon and The Winter Soldier".
“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!
I came for you! You came for me! Those were your memories.
Barbie and Gloria in Barbie (2023)
"unrepentant" is one of my favorite things to be. "don't you feel bad about what you did" no lol
"how do you not feel guilty. or ashamed." chose not to ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You (a male) was made uncomfortable by women defining women as female? The misogyny is staggering.
Oh, bless your transphobic heart. I'm not made uncomfortable by anyone defining anyone as anything. I'm saddened by anyone adding to the pain and grief and suffering of this world, and I feel that transphobic definitions of gender, forcing people born female to identify as female, forcing people born male to identify as male, forcing intersex people to identify as whatever their families or doctors decide to impose on them, just adds heartbreak to an already difficult world.
end the stigma. men CAN take baths ✊✊✊
It’s literally Holy Week :/
… i hate this website. it’s literally Holy Week. it’s Good friday in a few days.
you will have to explain your vote when the rapture happens
Hello Kitty SWEEP!
i have a bookstore employee secret to share and it’s that when you buy milk and honey we all make fun of you
if you pick up anything categorized as “online poetry” all the gay booksellers are already pointing and laughing at you from the other side of the store
i thought you were making a grocery store post and i as liike no those are good fluids
when you buy milk and honey we all panic because we thought we got rid of the guy selling unpasteurized animal products in the biography section
you’ll never take me down
saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right
(guy who never went to public school) so cool that marilyn manson has all his bones
You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.
Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables
We're like shooting stars you and I
A funny thing about the Greta Thunberg and Andrew Tate is the level of effort each put in. Greta probably spent less than a minute thinking up then writing that post whilst Andrew clearly spent hours on his video, getting his big cigars, putting on his silk robe and ordering a pizza all to prove how he, a 36 year old adult, was unfazed and totally not owned by a 19 year old. And it got him arrested.
This’ll go down in internet history, Greta ruined a sex trafficker life with a tweet.