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When Pikachu Reynolds does THAT Face
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server:
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My kitten keeps swiping at my phone so I gonna let her make a post:
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J hoo saw cas 3d. G^,-#:;;_
the face of a content creator
Powerful influencer on social media
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You fools
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[Extends my fist out to you. Something is enclosed within my hand] :)
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[Opens my palm]
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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?
Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.
Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.
Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.
Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.
Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.
Man: what do you mean?
Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.
Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.
Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.
Man: So there’s no one available right now?
Me:
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This is so much fucking funnier with the gif removed
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Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.
V for Vendetta (2005) dir. James McTeigue
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Not all heroes wear capes.
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