its tough to do violent combat these days. people arent nearly as accepting of vicious war crimes as they used to be. people will judge you
if youu say something stupid about taking my shit that i labored for away from me ..just know im going to try my hardest to beat the crap out of you.im going to draw my sword and straight up kill you
meet me on the field of battle and just try to do shit to me. im a demigod & accomplished warrior. my 11 year old son has been molded into the perfect war criminal just to be more like me.im going to end yuour miserable life
what ever man. i am driving my bronze tipped spear through your chest by the way
Drove my chariot onto the front today for the first time In a long time. Forgot how obvious it was that Battle is where i will meet my swiftly approaching end
saw my buddy on the desolate shore, he was exactly as he had been in life... i said let me yet again hold you, he said mortal fate has consumed me you must give me to the fire from which i shall not return. i said i was gonna die soon too, he said indubitably. bury our bones together, and vanished. nothing i could do except weep and lement
IM ALIVE WHILE HE IS DEAD, MY LIFE IS SHIT, MY ASS IS WEEPING AND SCREAMING, MY FACE IS COVERED IN ASH, MY SWORD HAS BEEN CONFISCATED, MY WARLIKE HANDS ARE UPON HIS DEAD CHEST AS I GROAN ENDLESSLY, AND MY MEN ARE BEING MADE TO LAMENT ALL NIGHT LONG
my shit swangin (my sword in my scabbard)
i'm trying really hard to evade my fate of losing my life turbulent and violent combat but the gods keep killing my closest companions and giving me horrible grief and an unending thirst for blood .
tomorrow i will perform sacrifices to Zeus and the other gods and then launch ALL OF MY SHIPS to return again to the teeming hellespont...maybe then people will wish they appreciated the treasures i won them while risking my life in ceaseless combat more often instead of sucking agamemnon’s dick all day
im constantly brandishing my sword and thrusting my spear