for thanksgiving, i’d love to give thanks for robot porn

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them right. Reblog if you're secretly a dickhag, an evil minotaur, a clump of hair and fingernails and eyeballs, a catdog, a necrophilimancer, a lifelong resident of Florida, an axe murderer, a pedant, a dracula, a large bird, a hippobuttamus, a vagina satan, or a poltergeist.

Advertising done right. For sure.

This is brilliant.

For the curious: in German, it says, “Life is too short for the wrong job.”

ITS BACK ON MY DASH

I love the fact that the petrol guy has a cigarette in his mouth

これは面白い！！！！！三(‘ω’)三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三(‘ω’)三( ε: )三(.ω.)三( :3 )三(‘ω’)

can I hire one of you to be my colorist

your payment will be in the form of me singing tender ballads into your ear as we work side-by-side, an unstoppable team

IT'S ME. I'M YOUR GUY. MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE. FULFILL THE PROPHECY.

daftanddirect:

I hate it when this happens.

spider momma passes an old overly friendly tarantula gentleman on the street

what men think women love to be called:

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

The classic Gestalt Defense. [Full video]

Tactical thinking at its finest.

CHARACTER + BG COMMISH

*goes to fistbump mirror but my reflection goes for the high five*

SHEER UNADULTERATED TERROR

Special thanks to all the 10 year olds out there for making all those music lyric videos on Youtube