So that’s basically how it went down

I resent just how fucking accurate this shitpost is, congratulations OP, you effectively illustrated how Darwin’s Theory of Natural Selection became accepted by the wider public using a FUCKING MUPPETS MEME, here is your A+, get the hell out of my office

tangerine snail 🍊

excuse me im need a bite of whotever youm are eatinge pls

pls give me a bite righte neow pls

It's a clementine. You hate citrus!

untrue she enchante me

Let us storm Heaven with prayers for Jessica Theresa.

(by pam ullman)

(by gammsystrar)

getting into the shower: evil evil evil

being in the shower: there is no past and there is no future, there is just the here and now, i am alone but i am not lonely, i am calm and one with the universe, existence is sublime

getting out of the shower: evil evil evil (wet version)

Oh I see - thanks for that.