feminist fatale

him

you ever meet someone and just know…..u just know…they a lizard

developing feelings for a person virtually out of nowhere like

This image brings an incredible sense of calmness

A vague sense of animal crossing

this has an evil energy

Help, my wife taught our kid to say “wow” in the Owen Wilson voice and now they both won’t stop

haters will see you basking in the warm sunlight and say that your diet doesn’t meet the necessary caloric load to support endothermy 

haters DO be sayin that

this post needs more notes!!!!!

Me

I’m dying 😂

The amount of dedication in the voice actor is unreal

| Solitude |

Look everyone I memed am i cool yet

I’m gonna lose my entire mind

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell

the contact name im weak!!