Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

This makes me laugh to the point of tears every time I see it

As a disabled kid who was in the same phys ed class as everyone else with predictably horrifying results, HARD SAME

“Nobody should have to compete against people with biological advantages in the biological advantage assessment game!”

effing this.

motherfucking this, exacrtly. When group activities would pause for a rest, *until I caught up* and then keep going. Hey fuckers, if I was far enough behind for *you* to get a break, what about a break for me, the fat asthmatic asshole who actually needed to sit for 5 minutes, and instead found that every single time they caught up, the group moved on, which just made it even harder to keep up. Fuckers. If you stop for a break while someone catches up? Extend that break for at *least* 5 minutes after they catch up. They're the one who most needed that break in the first fucking place, and you're the one not letting the most needy have it, often at ages where they're too young to ask for it. My mom asked why i didn't complain about that as a kid? I had no idea that me saying shit would matter, or that anyone would listen

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

...like to charge, reblog to cast.

x

“oh what nice glassblowing what a nice little art piece– FUCKING CHOCOLATE GUY????”

SCREAM

Babe wake up, that fucking chocolate guy has moved on to other candy

Question, does Chocolate guy know the community of followers he has on this hellsite or is he just blissfully unaware because both situations are incredibly funny

AHHHH IT’S BEEN CENTURIES SINCE I LAST SAW HIM

I’M SORRY I’M JUST SWEATING FROM MY EYES

In case you aren’t familiar, Michael Scott Moore and David Rohde are both journalists. Moore was held by Somali pirates for 977 days. Rohde was held captive by the Taliban for 7 months after being abducted in Afghanistan.

They put the ‘cat’ in caterpillar. 

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THE Zoboomafoo??

Ohhh, and it IS the Kratt brothers' tiktok account

MY royal family

the legacy and ancestral line lives on

Fucking iconic. It would also allow suing rapists and domestic abusers with awards starting from 10,000, where if the case is won, half the money goes into a fund for women seeking abortions in other states. It’s modelled exactly from Texas’s unconstitutional bullshit bill. Anyone who opposes the constitutionality of this bill would also be calling into question the anti-abortion bill.

Link here.

FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING NEWS

“This is Lola. She likes cheese.”

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M I N D L E S S   L U S T

Checking sea otter temperature

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this is the funniest post on this site. everyone go home. nothing is ever going to be better than actual neil gaiman, on tumblr dot com, answering this ask.

-The phantom of the opera, Celine Kim (2015-2016)