No Crying Until The End

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

It pisses me the fuck off that yoga is actually ancient and really good for you. Part of me still feels like it was invented to extract wealth from white socal moms.

I hate New age shit so much I actually get kinda mad when cleaning my room and drinking water actually improves my mood.

Like what do you mean moderate exercise and disciplined self respect actually improve my life. Cut the bullshit and invent cigarettes that are good for me already.

so I’ve finished the Hero of Ages

//clutches chest

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

i cannot explain it but these all have the same vibes

not only that but it's a really well maintained flat dirt road. My power wheelchair could take that road.

everyone says “i can’t believe we’re doing chantry explosion discourse in 2024” well i wasnt there in 2014 or whenever you guys were talking about this i was busy being 12 so you have to let me have my shot. its my turn

incredible translation of sheeesh thank you google

Reblog with your score

HOW?

dude.

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone...

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

some of you MUST be making up guys.

Idk who gort is but bertie wooster is a character from a tv show. I think he was the one with the valet named jeeves?

GORT??? GORT FROM THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL GORT????? IS THIS YOUR MAN??????

The camera angles in cutscenes in DAO when you play as a dwarf.

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

I’ve been suffering from itchy nipples for a while

you don’t have to post everything i’m just saying

And you don’t have to post that little freak from dungeon meshi but here we are

oh so the nipple scratcher is inciting war with chilchuck nation? choose your next words wisely

the third word in the tweet negates the possibility of this being elon musk

hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside

honestly all i can say is you gotta try it for yourself