#In which they have mad sexual tension and they pine and pine and Arthur is like ‘this can never be!!’ but then he nearly loses Merlin so he’s like fuck it and he takes Merlin for picnics and gives him his ring and they live happily ever after the end

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

#We are all Peter Parker

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Universal human emotions

Thor: Ragnarok (2017) dir. Taika Waititi

All the Mabon inspired wreaths that will be available tonight at 5pm est. available at www.etsy.com/shop/sylvandreamdesigns 

[aggressively misses one direction]

moodboard: sirius black — “did you like question ten, moony?”

blackkklansman (spike lee, 2018)