Reblog if you agree.

I agree

Trifecta

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

MAY DAY (MAY 1ST) DO NOT CROSS THE PICKET LINE. NO AMAZON. NO INSTACART. NO TARGET. NO WHOLE FOODS.

these companies are making RECORD PROFITS while their workers are dying from being on the job. boycott them on may 1st. the power of our efforts lies in the efforts of the working class.

Item: Ring of the Tiny Snake; grants protection from vermin

Videos that give you 20% more souls from defeated enemies

Look at that BABY

Call me a commie, but I think it’s a bit unreasonable that people have to crowdfund their cancer treatment.

please everyone do this instead, it helps the smaller companies and jeffy shitface gets nothing

So uuhhhh I saw the trailer and did anyone else get the idea that these are the same thing? Y'know, cause technically the sealed grounds would’ve been underground and forgotten by the time botw came along… Idk it looks suspiciously similar…

thank you Wikipedia, I would certainly love to help

I'm at my limit.

https://twitter.com/kgosztola/status/1241526530162950145

#NotMeUs is the multi-racial multi-generational working class coalition needed to defeat Trump and guide us through this difficult time. Every vote is important to reach a majority of 1991 delegates before the convention (otherwise it’s almost certain Biden will be chosen), so please take action to help make Bernie Sanders the nominee.

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Check your primary date —>

https://www.usvotefoundation.org/vote/PrimaryElections.htm

Repost to spread. (Not really humor)

https://www.forbes.com/sites/zakdoffman/2020/03/14/new-warning-issued-for-all-whatsapp-and-imessage-users-major-threat-to-encryption/

US governnment suck my DICK

Lovely.

What a punch

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

Ain’t nobody throwing him in prison, so his freedom of speech isn’t being violated.

Also, learn what speech is exempt from it, like, for instance, fighting words. Words that by their very utterance inflict injury, and speech that incites an immediate breach of the peace, kind of like, yknow, saying you want to exterminate all of their kind of people. Basically, talk shit get hit is 100% protected.

I swear people that yell about Freeze Peach have no idea what it means. If you provoke someone and then they act on that provication, then it’s on you, not them.

Freedom of speech just means the government can’t tell you what to say. 

Reblog to piss off a Nazi!

Nazism is a call for genocide, a literal incitement to violence. That punch didnt start the fight but it did finish it.

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

TOMORROW TUESDAY, MARCH 10 the following primaries will takes place:

Idaho, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Washington, North Dakota, and it will be the last day for democrats living abroad to cast their vote.

If you are 17 years old in Idaho, Mississippi, or Washington then you CAN cast a vote tomorrow if you will be 18 by the general election.

As someone who canvases and has friends who are team captains let me just tell y’all that if you want Bernie Sanders to win you HAVE TO go out and vote in the primary. IDK how many times I hear people talk about how excited they are to vote for Bernie in the general but either don’t know about the primary or think it’ll just all work out and they can vote for him then. 

And I’m just going to tell y’all that the numbers in Mississippi, Missouri, and Washington ARE NOT LOOKING GOOD! 

But guess what? In 2016, Hillary was expected to win Michigan by 30 points and ended up losing to Sanders. It is possible to create major upsets you just have to get out there and VOTE TOMORROW!!

Lines are going to be ridiculous because they are trying to discourage y’all from voting. Stay in line, bring water and snacks, bring extra ID, and stay ahead of their bullshit! 

Just dropping this here for all of you when you come across the inevitable ‘How does he pay for that??’

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

Not gonna lie, the mental image of crows snatching cigarettes from people’s mouths and hands like seagulls do with food is pretty funny

maybe this is how we can stop people from smoking 

@TIME