And for a short time, every donkey in every campaign was safe. 

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so, how long till this Tumblr bans us for being horny on main

Well let’s see, we all use the internet let’s say 6 hours a day, times 4 years, minus we’re not bots…

Hmm…. 3 week, yes.

We all have 3 weeks to live.

WOOOOO!

WOO-O!

Woo…

What?

I HAVE POSTED NOTHING BUT PORN FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS!

y’know what they call a fortnite burger with cheese in paris?

Battle Royale with Cheese

when you have 124/125 health

did u kno pelo is our baby boy

it’s canon

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

oh my god, I have only seen this post on screenshots

this is A DREAM COMING TRUE

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

THEY DONT CALL SEX IN TEXAS SEXAS STOP SENDING ME THIS

I still think  youtube poop is sincerely funny 

Originally posted by jasperbat

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

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