Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?

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someone: i wanna send you a meme but i dont know if--
me: *crawls across the table and squishes your cheeks* Do it. Send it to me. Send me twenty.
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ย  ย  ย based off this plot idea

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ย  ย  ย no strings attached, something blair gladly agreed to. good sex, and nothing else. and to be honest at first she didnโ€™t even like him. they didnโ€™t have that much in common so when they started messing around it seemed completely ridiculous. but now they were seeing each other pretty often, giving each other PLEASURE. however today was different, they werenโ€™t supposed to meet. no call, no text. and since blair didnโ€™t like being lonely she found herself a company. handsome company that was all over her. the party was going to an end and since no one seemed to need hner she decided to bring her guest upstairs. flirty smiled, seductiveย looks; it was obvious what is going on. poor blair had no idea what was actually coming.

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย birthday party at blairโ€™sย house was always a huge thing. everyone wanted to be invited, but not everyone could; this rich girl had high standards, she wouldnโ€™t let someone random show up. this time there was an official dress code, classy party for spoiled and awfully rich people. after making sure she looks her best she went downstairs to greet people and thank then for coming (not like they were blessed with invitation and they should thank her). walking around drinking champagne she stopped to have a little chat about newest trends when suddenly an elevator door opened and uninvited guest stepped inside her apartment. blair took a deep breath feeling her face getting red from anger.ย โ€˜ excuse me for a moment.ย โ€˜ she served a fake smiled and then rushed to the person that got her so mad.ย โ€˜ itโ€™s a private party. invitation ONLY.ย โ€˜

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(ย brxkngilbert. )

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โ€œWell, Iโ€™m sorry that I canโ€™t exactly stop the blood rushing from my nose, Blair,โ€ Jeremy groaned at her, tilting his head back a little. โ€œIโ€™ll buy you a new carpet, just- help me, goddammit.โ€
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ย  ย โ€œ you canโ€™t afford dry-cleaning and you want to ย  ย  buy me a new CARPET?ย โ€• gilbert, please. ย  ย  thatโ€™s really hilarious.ย โ€œ

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(ย worldweight. )

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ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  an annoyed sigh leaves his lips and he tilts his head to the side, eyes narrowed.
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ย  ย  ย  ย ย โ€œ fine. next time i save your ass iโ€™ll bleed over the ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  sink like a good little soldier. not my fault that ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  i had to walk over the carpet to get to the liquor ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  ย  cabinet โ€“ย โ€œ
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ย  ย  ย  โ€œ do you ever use your BRAIN? or itโ€™s just in your head to fill the empty space? ย  ย  ย  ย โ€• dorota will have to send it for cleaning because of you, AGAIN.ย โ€œ never ending story. ย  ย  ย  ย โ€œย iโ€™mย starting to think you keep saving me olnly to have acces to my ALCOHOL.ย โ€œ

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today i decided to make all of my icons look fancy. add borders and such. the only problem is i have over 1.400 icons of blair/leighton to edit (and 90% of them i made like two or three years ago). wow.ย 

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