i do not control the speed at which lobsters die

Van Gogh details

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

Cucumber illuminati cup

Item: Chalice of the Cucumber Illuminati

This is like the funniest post I’ve seen all year

This video is cursed and I never want to watch it ever again.

i’m listening

hnngngnnn noodle nife 

skadaddle skadoodle your sword is made of noodle

9pm on a summer day is a god tier hour on planet earth

a mosquito wrote this

🍅👅 💦 if u know what I mean 😩😩😩😩

plant studies from bf’s parents garden 

how dare they stand where he stood

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

the only good april fool’s joke

r/zerocarb is my new favorite subreddit

new trend: scurvy

oh my god

BONUS:

he bobbin