I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars
any comparison between early 00s online youth culture and late 10s online youth culture is fundamentally incompatible as soon as you move beyond the similarities of “lol teens being cringey” or whatever because we are in a completely different media landscape these days. making heavily-edited cosplay tiktoks is nothing like curating a deviantart gallery full of anime blingees because the former is always, implicitly or explicitly, an attempt to cash in on internet fame while the latter was simply rooted in the deep twisted psyche of someone feasting on the dark side’s cookies
Back in my day we did weird shit on the Internet because we were genuinely fucked up, not for clout
discord server for silent video game protagonists
chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends
there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else
This is why I strongly advocate for an alien invasion movie but set in like 1142. The Anarchy is in full swing.
it’d be so good. Everyone would map theological explanations of the aliens onto them. It’d be so much fun.
Aliens: Take us to your leader. Jocelyn, Peasant: All right. Um, which one? Are you for King Stephen or the Empress Maude? Aliens: Um– Jocelyn: I recommend Empress Maude. King Stephen is a lying usurper. Aliens: All right, Empress Maude. Take us to her. Jocelyn: I always new God was on our side. Aliens: Jocelyn: You’re angels right? Come to bring us portends and tidings of the divine? Aliens: Or to massacre you. Jocelyn: That makes sense. We’re very sinful. We deserve whatever punishment it is God has seen fit to bestow upon us. Aliens: Aliens: Aliens: Wow.
ADHD is only motivated by 5 things: -urgency -challenge -novelty and play -interest -being a contrarian little bitch
Video game things I’m good at:
- Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced
- Being pretty bad at the actual game
You forgot one: having fun!
I respect you
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)
HE FUCKED KING SHARK?
The comments really are a gift that keeps on giving
IT GOT BETTER
For the record the director confirmed John bottomed
John has also had sex with Swamp Thing.
He WHAT
Thought I should mention that sharks have two penises.
Yall missed the best part
Stand Master: Lil Nas X
Stand: Old Town Road (localized name: Ancient Village Path)
You wanna buy some Turnips from this guy?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
Inuyasha in 2020:
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Dᴇsᴛɪɴʏ │ Fᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ Wᴀʀ Cᴜʟᴛ Aʀᴍᴏᴜʀ │ Tɪᴛᴀɴ
What does the future bring? We alone have the answer. It has always been war. War between humans. War between species. War between Light and Darkness. War is the fundamental fabric of the universe. Dare we defy it? Will you help us prepare?
FWC / Dead Orbit / New Monarchy
I’m body positive
I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body
my condolences
Unmute !