The Sidemen Dysfunctional Family
Josh would be the daddy Dad
He has a beard for starters! He’s “responsible” but will probably be the one to fuck shit up even more. Honestly….sometimes you wouldn't believe he’s an adult.
Tobi would be the caring Mum
FIRST OFF …#11years…..and secondly he’s such a caring and sweet mother fucker and is always helping out the others if they are hurt or left out!
Harry would be the long, lost Cousin
OBVIOUSLY we never see this bitch of a cousin, and when we do, it’s on a special occasions.
Jide would be that Uncle that still thinks he’s 17
He’s just boarder line reckless and would shamelessly plug his mixtape into the stereo when everyone is in the room. Also….most likely to be drunk by the end of any family gathering
Simon would be that hot neighbour
He just comes by every gathering and all the female family members just flirt with him. Although he doesn’t seem interested in them but rather someone else *cough* *cough* Ethan….*cough* *cough*
Ethan would be the “Heterosexual” Son
Everyone and I mean EVERYONE can see he isn’t being true to himself about his love for the hot neighbour. Even though he says he “LOVES VAGINA” it still has a hint of lie in his ‘statement’
Vikk would be that smart and successful Cousin
Every time he would be with the family, he likes to play the piano and show everyone his latest work and achievements. He gets neglected a bit but always has a smile on his face.