Samantha

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far. 

THIS IS SO PURE IM CRYING

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

we dem boys

i need a series to be made off of this 

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal 

aren’t we supposed to be a really dark and sophisticated fandom

“The rage in Germany is skirts on fellas (don’t knock it, girls, the Romans wore ‘em and looked quite groovy)”

From 16, November 1967

So youth culture in the Germanies in the 50s and 60s was wild. Like in the US, German teens had the whole, “Let’s be different from our parents because our parents are OLD and LAME” thing going on.

BUT, they were also grappling with the legacy of Nazism. So not only did these kids do wacky shit to piss off their parents, they also were pretty into being as un-fascist as possible. So what looks like regular hippie nonsense was pretty ideologically powerful.

Grow your hair out and wear a skirt to piss off your mom and also the ghost of Hitler.

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

people who aren’t at least mildly obsessed with something are hard to buy gifts for

word the the wise: don’t hide your obsessions; all you get is soap/candles.

what if I’m obsessed with soap and candles

@samantha4404 re: Evan

YAS SAGEL! @scotch-bingington-winchester

this looks like the kinda pic 40 year old moms would post on facebook with the caption “the doctor said I could only have one glass of wine a day… I can live with that lol!”

BABIES!!! ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak

kinkshame the real world

*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.

*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.

*points to living room* This is where we kick back.

*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.

*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.

*points to computer* This is where we click clack.

*points to shelf* This is where we knick knack.

*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack. 

What a truly awful website this is

The fabulous Target Troll strikes again!

The last one was great!

FRITO-LAY COMING FOR BLOOD OMH

Who else thinks Frito-Lay wrote a big book of comebacks just to deal with these idiots

@samantha4404 I live for these screen caps, and love your company. I want to meet this person. Set it up please.

@scotch-bingington-winchester I also love my company lol. But sadly, I highly doubt an actual Frito-Lay employee wrote that. We'd be getting sued out the ass if we did. BUT you can see actual Frito-Lay shade in the shape of Indra Nooyi's open letter to the Governor of North Carolina 😈

“White *Privilege is not having to create hashtags like #IfTheyGunnedMeDown

racism kills”

Benedict Cumberbatch has publicly stated that he thinks people viewing protagonists in media like Sherlock Holmes as autistic is ‘dangerous’ & ‘lazy’ because it ‘offers false hope’ that autistic people could be ‘brilliant’ or heroic…

so yeah i’m gonna give a pass on his superhero movie, because he doesn’t think people like me deserve heroes, or that we could ever be them.

Oh my god I thought this was made up but it’s real.

@samantha4404

@scotch-bingington-winchester did you read the article in the link? I don't think what he said was as bad as people are making it out to be. He's saying that people are glorifying autism through his characters-making it lighter than it really is and undermining the struggle that people with autism face. He says he's happy that people with autism have someone to relate to through his characters but they go too far in the comparison. I may not agree with him but I don't think it's anything to wreck him for.

when ur clothes are slightly different shades of black and dont match

@thesoutherncharmer