Moonblossom

actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron

(Sound on.) We’re all doomed.

History and related historical professionals straight up not having a good time right now.

Anths and archs are fighting the urge to vomit.

@kittybroker how much for this tucked in sweetie?

Little sweet baby the nicest thing you'll ever see! Now coming in at only $19.23!

Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

Jeez, volume LOW on this one to start with.

And who the hell gave the shoebill the machine gun?!

new ideas; breakthroughs; mental clarity

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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

@holyknuckled like that?

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

fresno nightcrawlers but one is wearing JNCO jeans and the other is wearing tripp pants

This post conjures such a specific image in my mind that i just had to draw it. I love u fresno nightcrawlers

Obsessed with the DC tourist asking for clubs with a “no ugly people allowed” policy that plays house

Is this person NYC or LA? Place your bets

#if sir Walter elliot used reddit (@spookyohan)

oh my god this is me. i was addicted to designer amphetamines and completely delusional at the time of writing this. i had lost forty pounds and thought i was hot shit. i thought i was the reincarnation of Kurt Vonnegut. this was serious, and my friends laughed when they saw this go viral on twitter. it made me realize i had issues and im sober now. im also shocked i managed to stay employed at that time. To answer your question: im from LA but I grew up all around. I was living between Baltimore and NYC at the time. My mom is a beautiful Italian woman (Milan by way of Bolzano) and my dad is an insufferable Mexican from Montreal.

fwiw, my Reddit was suspended for this, im doing a lot better now, life is good, and im really happy :)

this is the most viscerally effective anti-drug PSA i've ever seen, not least because i think it's plausibly true, unlike the ones i normally see

this knocked the wind from my lungs

voice offscreen: Hi, excuse me, i have an appointment for today?

*pause*

second voice: he’s new

first voice: oh. okay

it is not going well

Me when I’m right

Photos from Hands Off! Protests (April 5, 2025)

Oskars ancient Greek curse is that every day he wakes up convinced that this time he can totally walk on the drying rack

"500 notes? Ah, the indignity... defamation of my character..."

you know he almost learned a lesson this time because it took him nearly 3 months until he once again fell victim to the sirens call of the Grey Bridge to Nowhere

I'm just imagining the muffled "THUMP" followed by meowing

It's more of a slow but relentless 'vssshhhh' accompanied by frantic scratching sound of a cat failing to climb upwards on the sinking fabric and only hastening the process, followed by a sulking silence