if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

Ever since our storylines intertwined, I cannot stop smiling. You are the best plot twist.

dont…. actually put spaghetti in ur tablet pens lmao….

if that shit breaks in there, u might have to buy a new pen entirely.

also amazon has small packs for a few dollars, and i know not everyone can afford even that, but like, dont break your tablet pen or scratch ur tablet to save a few dollars bc fixing/replacing those is gonna cost much more than a few new nibs will

Thick straight guys don't DESERVE to be thick

Cars Fanfic Author Problems:

i’ve never been more baffled by any single post on this website and i’ve been here for four years

anakin kills younglings asmr

[anakin whispering real low into the mic] uhhhhhh mmm nhnl  *smacks lips* uhhhh *uncomfortably loud lightsaber noise in left earbud* *coughs* *lightsaber sounds* *children screaming*

we 👏shouldn't👏have👏to👏sacrifice👏our👏mental👏health👏for👏school👏

this is so purely evil

these guys are without a doubt the emissaries of some sort of incredibly powerful mischief deity

me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington

im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is

Your actions have consequences

OH MY GO D

women folk music artists comfort me on a whole nother level.. i want to go live in a cottage on the coast near the mountains w/ m’love, growing veggies and flowers and learning to knit and work with clay

jaws the shark is antifascist

This is so pure