@asteroidtroglodyte this one is for you

I don't know what's going on in your head, but the bits that are leaking out intrigue me

ink: Diamine Scribble Purple

im literally living little treat to little treat

Stretching isn’t enough I need to be able to disassemble my body like legos

Sending so much love to my good friend. Such a joy watching him thrive. It’s so well-deserved. Happy birthday #PedroPascal! 🥳

before making a joke, be sure to ask yourself: is this O.K. to say?

Only funny to me Kind of mean

the three inventions the world needs the most are cure for cat allergy, strap-on you can feel, and cigarette that’s good for you. scientists get on this right now please

One of those ‘pick two pills’ things but it’s things I actually want

“feeling like a person again” collection

Feathers

if you hate this Thing, then the Thing you hate is actually just the female form

like................................be serious

I consoled a friend once because she was upset about being really thin but still being unable to get rid of the "fat pouch" on her lower belly. it's literally where our uteruses are...as natural to the female form as having breasts. every woman has this bit of extra roundness on her tum that men do not.

Pansy by Fabergé, 1900. Rock crystal, gold, enamel, nephrite, brilliant diamond. Royal Collection.

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

How fucking old are you people?

normal amount