Ada Limón, from "Crush", Sharks in the Rivers

will you take my gay ass to the botanical garden please.

Ayda Aguefort basically

my apologies siobhan thompson i was not familiar with your sapphic swag

actually sobbing. what do you mean ayda literally sent pieces of an asteroid across the whole galaxy from the beginning of time towards earth that have been traveling across space until now to tell her girlfriend how much she loves her. and what do you mean she said that even before she and fig met the asteroids were hurling through space because the two of them were always going to meet and were always going to love each other and it was always destined. and what the fuck do you mean that every time fig or ayda looked up at the night sky before they knew each other they were unknowingly staring right at proof of their love for each other since the beginning of fucking time.

brennan lee mulligan you just created the most tragically beautiful sapphic story and metaphor and i will never be the same i have genuinely been fundamentally changed by this meteor shower

You gotta hand it to Fig. All of the Bad Kids were given foils this season and they got to decide how much they wanted to engage with that part of the plot. Gorgug only interacted with Mary Ann in passing despite them both being on the Owlbears. Fabian noped out of chatting up Ivy once she crossed a line with Mazey. Riz was so busy that he truly had no time to engage with Kipperlilly even though she's obsessed with him. Kristen interacted a bit with Buddy but spent way more time verbally sparring with Kipperlilly. And Adaine was somewhat interested in Oisin but never overtly acted on it.

But Fig?

She's in Ruben's WALLS. She's in his DREAMS. She's faking her alter emo's death. She's got the Fantasy FBI after her. She's SO SO tiny. No one is doing it like Fig's doing it.

gorgug should autocrit on all future popularity rolls for his time at augefort because you can not tell me this school filled with teenage anarchists would see that video of him oinking at a cop and not think he's the coolest guy alive

Adaine and Fabian at any inconvenience probably

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”

"can i be mean for a second?" you can be mean for 10,000 years and i'll hang onto your every word, my queen. my goddess

a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

its ok to grieve what once was + what could have been

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour