breastmilk is for closers

hey! i'm frog k, trans weirdo online, and i need help.

i've been out of steady work for a little bit, my gf and i have been struggling to find anything since the pandemic hit, and we're both very, very broke. i have money set aside for urgent car repairs but my back has been so jacked up the last month i've barely been able to cook for the two of us, and i'm scared of eating into it and winding up without a car at all. meanwhile my gf is $80 in the red, and we absolutely need to fix that before bills start bouncing. i'm hoping to raise about $300 to cover a run of microwavable crap from the grocery store, plus getting my gf's bank balance back into the positive. any amount of help & reblogs deeply appreciated, as always <3 ko-fi (for paypal users) frogk cashapp $asimplefrog

tysm all!

hey, i raised a bit of money with this but it turns out i need significantly more than i thought for both the brakes and bills, and the car isn't safe to drive until it gets fixed (hopefully) next week. i'm fucking broke again and down to like 3 slices of bread and some random leftovers. i feel like crying. any help would be huge

Atlas Technical Project Manager:

“Atlas is no longer involved [in Cop City]…because you guys are fucking nightmares and you broke all of our fucking windows”

Ahahahah, I thought this was paraphrased but that is a direct quote.

Direct action works.

fuck yes

transcript from shared tag in the last reblog, bolded and enlarged for emphasis

THE 46% RAISE MATCHES THE AVERAGE CEO'S RAISE DURING THE LAST CONTRACT IIRC

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren't, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i've seen a good half-dozen "richest man in X country" instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won't stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn't love them so they're not happy

this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

Thinking serenely about the time I proposed that in the world of Star Trek, extremely online Klingons are loosely organized into violently opposing camps based on whether they consider it appropriate to post fanfiction where someone behaves dishonorably

from "the federal department of unpersons has been notified. have a nice day"

Jesus has been attempting to respawn in his original starting position roughly once a decade since 1844 but that position is buried in about a foot of settled dust (aeolic deposition, human detritus, etc) so his ability to perform effective works on earth is extremely limited. Whatever mechanism causes him to respawn doesn't despawn the corpses so there's just a pile of about twenty tiny skeletons (Jesus always comes back as a scaled-down adult human in the manner of medieval icon paintings) in progressively less advanced states of decay under the foundations of a football stadium in the suburbs of modern Nazareth.

Respawning events do not follow a clear mathematical pattern but can be discerned by chaotic clattering and rattling noises under the pitch. One such event in 2003 disrupted a game between Maccabi Akhi Nazareth Football Club and Hapoel Acre, causing the ball to hover over the grounds and respond unpredictably to kicks, mildly injuring several players in what was initially believed to be a freak atmospheric event. The pile of skeletons has been inferred from ultrasonic and radar investigation of the site following the incident. Known locally as the "Field of Dreams Incident" in reference to the largely unrelated supernatural Kevin Costner baseball vehicle, the 2003 event is believed to have served as the inspiration for a story arc of the manga Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and a never-filmed sequel to the film National Treasure

you can tell the internet is objectively worse than it was 20 years ago because when you google “[song name] guitar tabs” there’s four different websites trying to sell them to you via some fucked up proprietary software rather than a geocities site like “mike’s [band name] tab emporium” with .txt files

The online guitar archive (OLGA) was the best of internet 1.0.

Rip OLGA

Post-Scratch Comix #44 - “Sea-Witch”

Post-Scratch Comix #45 - “A Blessing For Never”

ZEPHYR YOU ARE TOO FUCKING SWEET

the power- of the hidden 

face 

i( stole that from maggie umber - an  comment about her wip  - the man in the blue suit  - which srsly breaks new ground in horror  - a cemetery so to speak ) 

the unseen presence

whispering darkness

Poem by T @t-underneaththeradardancing

Gouaches from the comic The Witch. The Witch is a part of The Man in the Blue Suit, the semi-autobio horror graphic novel by Maggie @maggieumber