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luisonte
El Roomba lowcost
Screaming
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What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man
I am going to maim you
Such violence is uncalled for
You bring that side out of me my dear
I fail to see how i am at fault, puns bring joy not anger
Puns make me want to strangle someone
You should get some help for that
innocent-armin reblogged
What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man
I am going to maim you
Such violence is uncalled for
You bring that side out of me my dear
I fail to see how i am at fault, puns bring joy not anger
innocent-armin reblogged
What do you call a caveman with tooth decay? A 'decay've man
I am going to maim you
Such violence is uncalled for
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a centaur, but the human part is replaced with the front half of lightning mcqueen
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@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART
VANISHES FOR YEARS
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Speak of the devil
Your lord and savior is here
You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false
Well thats just rude, i get no respect here
Damn right you dont!! Not after you vanished leaving me to raise our son alone!
What SON?!??!??!!!
WHAT SON??!! THE SON WE CONCEIVED UNDER A BEAUTIFUL FULL MOON BY THE LAKE!
THAT SON!
...oh
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@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART
VANISHES FOR YEARS
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Speak of the devil
Your lord and savior is here
You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false
Well thats just rude, i get no respect here
Damn right you dont!! Not after you vanished leaving me to raise our son alone!
What SON?!??!??!!!
innocent-armin reblogged
@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART
VANISHES FOR YEARS
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Speak of the devil
Your lord and savior is here
You are the embodiment of sin so all you said is false
Well thats just rude, i get no respect here
innocent-armin reblogged
@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART
VANISHES FOR YEARS
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Speak of the devil
Your lord and savior is here
innocent-armin reblogged
@innocent-armin IS A HO WHO PLAYS WITH YOUR HEART
VANISHES FOR YEARS
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
innocent-armin reblogged
What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people
Jfc im going to punch you i swear
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind
Im on my way to fuck you up
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships just dont work out
*boards the buss*
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but i realized toucan play at that game
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…maybe I’m in love (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
innocent-armin reblogged
What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people
Jfc im going to punch you i swear
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind
Im on my way to fuck you up
Why don’t some couples go to the gym? because some relationships just dont work out
innocent-armin reblogged
What do you call a cannibal? Someone who's fed up with people
Jfc im going to punch you i swear
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind
I'm alive bitches
Swear to god i’m having a mid-life crisis at 21...
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@innocent-armin you’re a nerd
@innocent-armin fight me!
@innocent-armin *sobs* Baby come back! I miss you! and I want to punch your fucking face! but hug you too
Can we skip the punching part… that sounds painful
THE PUNCHING PART IS VITAL
WHY!!?!
Because you keep leaving me! *sobs*
Yeahhh….
So I will punch you now
You know, i can’t even be mad. I’ve been disappearing a lot
Thats right! So I demand a hug now
I feel like the punch is a little more deserved..