endless wonder

god forbid a girl is bisexual and fucking insane

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

gorgeous gorgeous girls cry over fictional characters

pete: I spy with my little eye something beginning with ’s’.

claudia: [looks over at myka and helena talking] is it ‘sexual tension’?

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

This might come as a shock to some of you but saying “I’m not informed enough on this particular topic to have an opinion” is about 100 times more respectable than being misinformed

imagine we make contact with an alien species that’s like, vastly technologically superior, they could fucking kill us in a single shot if they really wanted to

and this species has never eaten salad before. and we show them salad and they eat it and they’re like holy living fuck this is tasty. and suddenly they’re offering us huge houses with all kind of advanced technological shit and incredible medical care and all the amenities and everything, with the only condition that we keep making salad for them.

and like, salad isn’t even hard to make. grab some plants, dump em in a bowl. it doesn’t have to be fancy salad, they’ll fall all over themselves for the most mediocre salad in the world. we can make so much salad that we’re practically drowning in it, even if we eat some of the salad ourselves. and in exchange we’re protected from danger, we have great living conditions, it’s basically paradise compared to life on earth

imagine

now realize that this is what bees have done to us

tom holland: *plays a peter parker that can be easily read as trans, dances to umbrella by rihanna in drag while promoting spider-man, unapologetically says he’d fuck chris hemsworth*

andrew garfield:

me: where’s my knight in shining armor??

zendaya: here i come

why am i skeptical of any other car i see driving around at 3am . like i know why IM out ….why YOU drivin round this late 👀

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

Friend: Do you think Groot’s name is actually Tree, since Thor speaks groot and introduced him to Steve as ”This is my friend Tree”

Me: Holy shit…

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

Stan Lee: Spider-man is not allowed to be bisexual, Andrew Garfield tried to make him bi so I had his movies cancelled and forbid any future spider-men from being written as bi or gay.

Tom Holland: Cool. Here is a list of male coworkers and characters I personally want to fuck.