i found this……… humerus 

all your pets hate aphobes. all of them.

[Image text: All cats hate aphobes. All guinea pigs hate aphobes. All dogs hate aphobes. All hamsters hate aphobes. All bunnies hate aphobes. All hedgehogs hate aphobes. All rats hate aphobes.]

THOU’M’STN’T’VE

Jack off!

Bust a Nut! That’s right! We finally made our pistachio ice cream Nut-Free!

Beat that meat! Our new boca burgers now taste better than ever!

Stroke a fat cock! Our lovable pet roosters are big, fluffy, and ready to be adopted!

Asexuality is real Pansexuality is real Demisexuality is real Genderfluid is real Everyone 👏 is 👏 valid

My identity is real Your identity is real Our identities are real

the greatest brot4 to ever brot4 

(open in a new tab to zoom tho)

available as a print!

Eight months after taking office, the mayor of a small town in Texas has come out as transgender.

“As your Mayor I must tell you about something that has been with me since my earliest memories,” New Hope Mayor Jess Herbst wrote in an open letter on the town’s website. “I am Transgender.”

She is believed to be the first openly transgender mayor in Texas, The Dallas Observer reported.

Herbst has been documenting her journey on the blog, JessHerbst.com. She told The Huffington Post that the reaction to her news has been overwhelmingly positive.

I’m 👏so 👏 proud 👏 of 👏 her 👏

date the kind of girl that eats all the snacks she buys in one day

Finally a standard I can meet

I just wanna give a huge shoutout to the people in other countries who are protesting against trump bc y'all could’ve easily turned a blind eye and said “that’s none of my business” but instead you sacrificed your time and energy to fight for a country you don’t even live in and I just wanna say thank you thank you thank you

Reblog if you encourage people sending those excellently shitty valentines cards to your inbox

Concept: medusa is a lesbian and that’s why she turns men to stone and she ends up falling in love with a blind lesbian who stumbles into her lair

oops my hand slipped

Thousands got out today in airports to protest against Trump’s Muslim Ban singing “This Land is Your Land.” and a Federal judge has been able to block the Muslim Ban but it’s only a temporary fix so pls if you’re american Call your member of Congress and demand they overturn the ban for good! if you can’t or aren’t american but able financially pls donate to the ACLU.

To everyone who is protesting at airports: you are heroes. To everyone currently detained: you are loved.

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

I was gonna put text bubbles , but I laugh even more without them

I’m at soup