❝ One of the most beautiful qualities of friendship is to understand —— and to be understood. ❞
tag dump
cleaning up this blog but i am back and here to stay!!!! whoooo wants a starter?
*glances at a beautiful girl* i do not need this right now
Hufflepuff: fight me
Slytherin: *quietly from where their hufflepuff bff can’t see* do not touch my sweet cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of day again
cleaning up this blog but i am back and here to stay!!!! whoooo wants a starter?
Ask Meme - F·R·I·E·N·D·S version #3
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
- “How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
- “I had good intentions, I did it for a reason.”
- “We’re done. I’m done. This ends right now. You’re a monster.”
- “I trusted you!”
- “Is that supposed to scare me?”
- “Put the knife down.”
- “You were right. As per usual.”
- “Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
- “You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
- “Why protect my reputation? I’m a dead man either way.”
- “You think you know me, as others think they know you.”
- “You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
- “Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
- “I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
- “Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
- “I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
- “I was prepared for anything, except for what ensued.”
- “The story lingers on, but the version that is drawn is twisted,.”
- “You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
- “How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
- “I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
- “There are two sides to every story.”
- “When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
- “What made me think that I could get away with such a plot?”
- “Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
- “Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
- “When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
- “I’ll never be a hero.”
- “How much money do you have on you?”
- “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
- “Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
- “For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
- “I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
- “I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
- “If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
- “I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
- “I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
- “I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
- “Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
- “Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
- “I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
- “Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
- “If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
- “Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
- “Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
- “We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
- “So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
- “My dog licks better than you do.”
- “But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
- “I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
- “And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
- “I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
- “This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
- “I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
- “Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
- “A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
- “Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
- “Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
- “Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
- “I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
- “I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
- “I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
- “What is that!?”
- “Oh my god, were you shot!?”
- “Give me the gun. Now.”
- “Hello? Anyone in there?”
FOR TEXTERS;
- [text] This is upsetting.
- [text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
- [text] She said that to you? Why?
- [text] Please come back. I miss you.
- [text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
- [text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
- [text] …did you just send me a nude?
- [text] I don’t know why I said that.
- [text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
- [text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
- [text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
- [text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
- [text] Please. I need this so badly.
- [text] I trust you completely.
- [text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
- [text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
- [text] She lost it. She completely lost it.
- [text] Please? I love you.
- [text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
- [text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
- [text] I never meant to hurt you.
- [text] You’re cute.
- [text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
- [text] Fuck off.
- [text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
- [text] Why should I believe you?
“I still don’t understand how these are supposed to make one see better.”
❛ and you're probably never going to or well
never first hand at least. but i could always try
explaining it again if you'd like me to. mainly you just have
to remember all the blurriness and distortion you're seeing
isn't what i see because i'm far-sighted. the glasses help me
to see like you do because of the lenses set in the frames. ❜
Reba TV Show Starter Sentences
shitty high school AUs tho
- Cramming until 3 in the morning and having to sleep over at each others house AU
- The classic Lab Partner AU
- “I don’t like dressing out in front of people in the locker room can you cover me from now on” AU
- “We’re the only ones in detention” AU
- “I’m stuck in my locker and you’re the only one in the hall” AU
- “None of my friends are good at math and I need a tutor but you are very intimidating” AU
- “Someone wrote I’m cute in the bathroom stall and your notes match the handwriting” AU
- “I twisted my ankle and you’re the only one here strong enough to carry me to the nurse’s office but we’re both really awkward” AU
- “We were both left out when everyone was picking partners and now we always choose each other when we have classes together” AU
- “I lent you my cool pencil months ago and you still use it” AU
- “We were both skipping class at the same time in the bathroom but someone passed by and now were hiding in a cramped stall” AU
- “I accidentally took your notebook thinking it was mine and you have really nice handwriting and cute doodles” AU
- “You started sitting by me at lunch because I’m alone at my table but we never talk to each other” AU
- “I was really hungry but had no money and you bought me lunch even though I don’t know you” AU
- “You make two lunches every morning and give one of them to me every day” AU
- “I found someones graduation ring and I’m trying to figure out whos it is” AU
- “I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it’s really nice and cute but I still don’t know who you are” AU
- “Our friends grouped up for prom but we’re the only two without a date lets hang out” AU
- “I fell asleep on your couch after a party but you didn’t complain and made breakfast for the both of us” AU
be ur own father!! let urself down!!!!