decided to revisit my favorite reptile

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

oh there he is

Eddie: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us. Robin: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this: Robin: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."

I love fics from Eddie's POV, where he thinks Steve is the epitome of heterosexuality so therefore, everything he does must be what straight people are supposed to do. Meanwhile, Steve is acting very obviously gay. Dramatic irony, babeee

They are the very first people on the list of people we should (and must!) criticize!

Lisa Frankenstein deleted scene #2

Robin tries to warn Eddie not to go out drinking heavily with Steve but does he listen? Oh no, the opposite, he's more curious than ever. He needs to know what Steve is like when he's blasted.

And he unfortunately learns that Steve is that clingy, touchy, flirts with anything that moves kind of drunk when he casually plops himself right in Eddies lap, straddling, bc "it's better to cuddle like this, Eds, c'mon 🥺"

Eddie, who isn't a great swimmer but he can swim, pretending to be completely clueless bc, of course, Steve jumps on it as a chance to spend more time together and teach him. He keeps finding as many chances as he can to touch Eddie, who is grinning like the smugest lil bastard the whole time.

i think its so cute how the creature sees lisa crying and he's like "ok what if i pick out her outfit for her AND murder her stepmom that'll make her happy!!!!"

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

steddie in a nutshell

just thought about modern au eddie tweeting something along the lines of “fellas is it gay to want to give your friend head (EXTREMELY sloppy and gagging on it and balls in mouth also)” and he gets a notification that steve liked it and IMMEDIATELY starts spiraling thinking that steve figured out that the tweet was 100% about him and him liking it was some kind of power move to tell eddie he knows and isn’t into it and their friendship is OVER and eddie will never be able to face him again. but really steve just thought it was funny

Everyone in the league knows about Eddie Munson. He has the makings of a great pitcher, except for the fact that his slider has a 75% chance of sliding too high and his fastballs mostly end up in the dirt. His technique is wild, flailing, unrestrained. Which is why Steve is beside himself when he learns about the trade.

The owners, they think that Steve being the best catcher in the league means he can work with Eddie, settle him, make him a real prospect. Steve's input isn't needed with the decision already made, but Munson--with all his tattoos piercings and leather--looks like he'd rather hock a loogie at Steve than take directions from him.

And Steve is the best in the league, the glue that keeps the team together. They're a well-oiled machine, and Eddie is--Eddie is a squeaky wheel.

They meet for the first time, briefly, in the locker room. He's seen the guy before, of course, but now, like this, he can't help but be intrigued by his pale skin and long curls and brown doe-eyes, his lightly muscled frame. And they're in the locker room, Eddie with just a towel around his waist, exposing his toned chest and stomach and the black swirl of his tattoos.

"Steve Harrington!" Eddie reaches out a hand. "Great to meet you, man."

Eddie trying to break up with Steve over something small in guilt, even though it wasn't his fault, and Steve worming the admission out of him. Eddie tries to insist "we'd be better off friends" and, casual as anything, Steve just shrugs bc "I'm sorry, I don't see you that way. We still on for our date tomorrow?"

More Bomb for everyone ❤️💣