pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and the oddly pointed shenanigans are winding down he hits you with “humans need fantasy to be human. to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape,” and knocks you into next wednesday
Mina: I have just had a few hurried lines from Jonathan from Transylvania. He is well, and will be returning in about a week.
Meanwhile, Johnathan:
movie vs book (i adore them both)
My absolute favorite take on the book vs the movie is that they’re the same story, but the book is how Sophie remembers it and the movie is how Howl tells it
piece of shit dot jpg
happy 413 to this stupid thing
i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store
tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it
We're exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you'll have to get them the hard way.
Crab hell compilation for those of yall on mobile who cant see em <3
hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...
begging str8ies to stop calling v feminine celebrities w a full face of makeup & heels "butch" just bc their stylist gave them a fitted power suit to put on for some interview
I’m curious, you guys tell me how you distinguish between your two sets of grandparents when speaking (or how you did it as a kid). Was it always Grandma [Lastname] or Grandpa [Firstname], or did one or both sets of grandparents have nicknames? (Like Nana or Papa.)
How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
these are all the same exact color . what
how dare you leave this in the tags
the actions I’m willing to excuse from a fictional character is determined by the vibe of the whole show/movie/book
exactly this @lukestarkillerisgay
[ID: A reply by @LukeStarkillerIsGay that reads: "one shows dealbreaker is another show's 'they're just quirky.'" End ID]
I swear I have never witnessed villain decay as a trope faster than in the ace attorney series because each game you meet the prosecutor and you are like "this is the most frustrating aggravating bastard I have ever met, who the FUCK is this clown????" and then you get to the end of the case and you're like "🥺👉👈 sooooo is the clown in the next game?"
It’s here! https://dolmistaska.com/once-upon-a-time/
A full, 58 panel long comic/slideshow about the two unnamed human and monster characters from the Undertale intro. Thank you to everyone who showed interest and wanted to see more! This is for you <3
So this is like…. really good. REALLY good. It’s not just really solid fiction and art based on a piece of media, but it does an extremely good job of telling a story within that universe, at a different place, at a different time, with different characters, and it STILL expresses the same themes utilised in undertale and essentially reinforces the thing that game says. SUPER well done!!
what about blorbhov from my complicated russian novel though
blorbeaux from my nilihist french plays
blorbón from my weird latin american magical realist novels
